Blonde Tailgaiting

[AltumAngel]

One day, a truck driver was driving down a highway when he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a blonde in a little blue car tailgating him. Well, this truck driver hated to be tailgated, so he stopped his truck and walked over to the car, which had also stopped and said, “Hey, lady, if you don’t stop tailgating me, I’m going to bust up your car.”

He got back in truck and drove away.

A little while later he looked in his rearview mirror, and saw the blonde tailgating him again. So he stopped his truck, got out, and walked over to the car, saying, “Hey lady, stop tailgating me, or I’ll bust up your car.”

So he got back in his truck and drove away.

A little while later he looked in his rearview mirror, and once again the blonde was tailgating him. So he stopped his truck, walked over to the car, and said, “Lady, get out.”

So the blonde stepped out of her car, and the truck driver drew a circle on the roadside, saying, “Now don’t step out of that circle.”

He proceeded to bust up the blonde’s car, smashing the windshields and windows.

And the blonde started laughing.

The truck driver ripped out the seats, and busted all the tires.

And the blonde kept laughing.

He took a sledge hammer from his truck, and pounded in the frame, ripped out the steering wheel, cut the brake lines, etc, until the car was completely totaled.

And the blonde was still laughing.

The truck driver walked over to the blonde, and said, “Lady, I just completely totaled your car, and you’re still laughing. What is so funny?”

The blonde replied, giggling, “I stepped out the circle and you didn’t see me!!!”