Ailments

[alvino]

Senior citizens at a retirement village were exchanging notes about their ailments.

The first one says, 'My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee."

The second one replies, "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can hardly see to pour the coffee."

The first one says, "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck."

Her companion replies, "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy."

The first one says, "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old."

The second ond replies, "Well, I guess it's not all that bad. We should be thankful we can still drive."