2007 Australian Citizenship Test

[Chris Lawrence]

2007 Australian Citizenship Test

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the

origin of, the term 'died in the arse'?

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2. What is a bloody little

beauty??

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3. Are these terms related: chuck

a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?

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4. Explain the following passage:

'In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies

and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies,

scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies

and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of

biffo.'

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5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana.

If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca

Dacca , how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a

brown eye and having a slash?

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6. Complete the following

sentences:

a) 'If the van's rockin' don't bother ?

You're going home in the back of a ?

c) Fair crack of the ?

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7. I've had a gutful and I can't

be fagged. Discuss

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8. Have you ever been on the giving

or receiving end of a wedgie?

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9. Do you have a friend or

relative who has a car in their front yard 'up on blocks'? Is his

name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?

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10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat,

cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow

mein, chop suey or kai see ming?

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11. What are the ingredients in a

rissole?

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12. Demonstrate the correct

procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

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13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who

smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?

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14. In any two-hour period have

you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with

someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?

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15. When you go to a bring-

your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to

eat your own?

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16. What purple root vegetable

beginning with the letter 'b' is required by law to be included in a

hamburger with the lot?

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17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of

thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?

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18. Is it possible to 'prang

a car' while doing 'circle work'?

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19. Who would you like to crack on

to?

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20. Who is the most Australian:

Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, John 'True Blue' Williamson, Kylie

Minogue or Warnie?

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21. Is there someone you are only

mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?

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