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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me.

Today, we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

A doctor on breakfast television this morning said that the way to

achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished

and, before leaving the house this morning,

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Burrrrbon , a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of Prozic and Valum scriptins,

the rest of the Chokcake an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr ow fkin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fel AR in ned ov inr pece

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