Handicapped Parking

YOU ARE PARKED IN A SPACE CLEARLY DESIGNATED FOR DISABLED PERSONS PLEASE CIRCLE THE STATEMENT WHICH BEST DESCRIBES YOUR HANDICAP:

I don't read good.

I suffer from terminal laziness.

I have Attention Deficit Disorder. Huh?

My inner child was bugging me for ice cream.

My shoes are too expensive to walk in.

Wheelchair symbol? I thought it was a rocking chair!

My religion forbids acts of common courtesy.

I ignore OTHER laws, why not this one?

I AM disabled... by a painfully swollen ego.

Nice One :-)