Wee Jimmy Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 MORNING SEX She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the "T" shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly. "you've got to make love to me this very moment." My eyes lit up and I thought, I am either dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, the "T" shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked. "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer is broken." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevthekiwi Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 3 minutes... what??? did you have a shower as welll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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