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A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go

fishing, so he approached his assistant.

'Murphy, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to

close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic

and take care of all me patients'. 'Yes, sir!' answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks:

'So, Murphy, how was your day?'

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.

'The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.'

'Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon,

so I did sir' says Murphy.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the

third one?' asks the doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open

and a young gorgeous woman borsts in so she does. Like bolt

outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including

her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her

legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick!

For five years I have not seen any man!''

'Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

'I put drops in her eyes.'

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