Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young busty blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the loud sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Aussie has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old Greek lady thinks: The Aussie guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Aussie guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Australian thinks: The Kiwi bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Kiwi thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that Australian again.

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I thought this was gonna be about what happened to that piece of toast.