The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you Kemo Sabe,?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo dung, Kemo Sabe. It tell me someone stole tent."

Might be old but its still good.

Another oldie

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the prairie

The Lone Ranger says , "This is bad, Tonto, we are surrounded by Indians"

Tonto says "What do you mean "We", white fella"

"pale face"