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New Stock Market Terms

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NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to

mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no

allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants

as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your

assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears

down the toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per

share.

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who

bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked

up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

:D:o

How very true :o

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