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Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the movie so much. He cried at the right spots, moved nervously at the boring spots, and laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Don't you find that unusual?" "Yes," she replied. "I find it very unusual. Especially considering that he hated the book!"

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A little boy was sitting on the curb with a litre of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly,

she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a dog's ass. he will pass a Harley Davidson.'

Peter

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A little boy was sitting on the curb with a litre of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly,

she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a dog's ass. he will pass a Harley Davidson.'

Peter

:o:D Very good Peter

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