Throw The Book At Him

SO, WHAT'S YOUR SIGN ? . . . . . . . . . . .

A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She

noticed the man

opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to

another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man

seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man

burst out

laughing. She complained to the driver and had the man

arrested. The

case came up in court.

The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.

The main replied : " Well your Honor, it was like this,

When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice

her condition. "

She sat under a sign that said : " The Gold Dust Twins are

coming " and I had to smile.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said : " Sloan's

Liniment will reduce the swelling " and I had to grin.

Then she placed herself under a sign that said : " William's

Big Stick Did the Trick " and I could hardly control myself.

BUT . . . . when she moved the fourth time and sat under

a sign that said : " Goodyear Rubber could have

prevented this accident. "

I laughed out loud.

" Case Dismissed, " said the Judge.