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An Avid Record Collector


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A lady, who was an avid record collector, heard there was a new recording on the market so she dialed her local record store.

In her haste, she missed dialed the number and got a local bar.

Before the bartender could say the establishment's name, she blurted out "do you have hot lips and seven kisses?"

After a short pause the bartender replied "no, but I have hot balls and seven inches!"

She inquired, "is that a record?"

To which he replied, "no, but it's better than average!"

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