Pink Mist Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 A duck walks into a bar, Barman says "What you having?" Duck says "Got any bread?" Barman "No" Duck says again, "Got any bread?" Barman says "No and if you ask again, I'll nail your bill to the bar" Duck says "Got any nails?" Barman says "No" Duck says "got any bread?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronz28 Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 (edited) Why don't ducks fly upside down? I dunno y? So they won't quack up!! Quaaaaack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack!! Edited January 4, 2005 by ronz28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelharpold Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Why don't ducks fly upside down?I dunno y? So they won't quack up!! Quaaaaack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ok, here's one for you: If you have a duck in front of a duck, a duck behing two ducks, and a duck in the middle of two ducks, how ducks do you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 The answer differs depending on if they can turn around or not, their spacial co-ordinates in three dimensions, if that is allowed, and if you can ignore one duck in one of the statements. Trick questions usually just annoy people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivinLOS Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 3 * * * This fulfills the above... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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