sbk Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 OK, got some questions for neverdie since he did offer to answer all our male related questions. 1. Why is it if I ask my husband to do something (easy even, like get the milk out of the fridge) and he's standing right next to me he can't hear me but if he's in the other room with the door closed and the tv on I could whisper "How about a steak and a bj" and he'd hear every word? 2. Is there something wrong with my husband, he noticed my shoes the other day. "Cute shoes" he said. Whats up with that? and finally 3. Why is it that my husband can never find something if its right in front of his face but can strip apart and repair his outboard engine without ever losing a piece? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtp Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 OK, got some questions for neverdie since he did offer to answer all our male related questions. 1. Why is it if I ask my husband to do something (easy even, like get the milk out of the fridge) and he's standing right next to me he can't hear me but if he's in the other room with the door closed and the tv on I could whisper "How about a steak and a bj" and he'd hear every word? 2. Is there something wrong with my husband, he noticed my shoes the other day. "Cute shoes" he said. Whats up with that? and finally 3. Why is it that my husband can never find something if its right in front of his face but can strip apart and repair his outboard engine without ever losing a piece? Oh god Don't get him started,sbk!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotcom Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Medium rare please. After. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucifer Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 OK, got some questions for neverdie since he did offer to answer all our male related questions. 2. Is there something wrong with my husband, he noticed my shoes the other day. "Cute shoes" he said. Whats up with that? He's hoping for "How about a steak and a bj" Women eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyHeather Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) Isn't SBK's husband Thai? Its funny how some things seem to cross cultural boundaries, isn't it? Edited February 23, 2009 by LadyHeather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaimai Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Maybe it's a male a thing but I can't understand the questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) Now I can feel the power, like I've never had before.......Ohhh yeah, my very own room I'm wonder how long before I have to eject myself....dam_n, I cant even do that ....i'm not so powerful now am i . Back to the questions. SBK, Firstly, regarding question 1, this is also known as "Selective Hearing" its something males aquire after a short time in female company, its not his fault, its in the male genes, its just something you have to get used to. As lady heather pointed out....it doesnt matter what breed your man is, HE WILL SUFFER FROM THIS! As for the BJ, let me know if he ever declines your service and ole Mr Neverdie will be there in a flash . On that note, its very important to get that type of thing in the right order, no man wants to be eating a steak after the BJ, we all know thats time for him to either a) Sleep or Ring his mates and tell them before he goes to sleep. Q. 2 He did'nt like your shoes, so he was hoping by passing comment YOU would stop wearing them. Soon they will have a very unfortunate accident, just like the cat. Q. 3 You have to understand a mans world & all the important things....how could any man that calls himself a man possible lose a piece of his outboard motor, most other stuff is irrelevant unless it involves strippers, football, motorsports or beer. DOTCOM, you are being too optimistic again Edited February 23, 2009 by neverdie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred2007 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Now I can feel the power, like I've never had before.......Ohhh yeah, my very own room I'm wonder how long before I have to eject myself....dam_n, I cant even do that ....i'm not so powerful now am i . Back to the questions. SBK, Firstly, regarding question 1, this is also known as "Selective Hearing" its something males aquire after a short time in female company, its not his fault, its in the male genes, its just something you have to get used to. As lady heather pointed out....it doesnt matter what breed your man is, HE WILL SUFFER FROM THIS! As for the BJ, let me know if he ever declines your service and ole Mr Neverdie will be there in a flash . On that note, its very important to get that type of thing in the right order, no man wants to be eating a steak after the BJ, we all know thats time for him to either a) Sleep or :jerk: Ring his mates and tell them before he goes to sleep. Q. 2 He did like your shoes, so he was hoping by passing comment YOU would stop wearing them. Soon they will have a very unfortunate accident, just like the cat. Q. 3 You have to understand a mans world & all the important things....how could any man that calls himself a man possible lose a piece of his outboard motor, most other stuff is irrelevant unless it involves strippers, football, motorsports or beer. DOTCOM, you are being too optimistic again good on ya mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDAS Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Neverdie: "Loose Lips Sink Ships" Once the ladies start understanding what makes us tick, we're doomed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakeha Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 too true judas. You have been lured into the dragons den neverdie. Code of silence my friend. But I disagree about the shoes. He was just angling for a steak and / or bj! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) too true judas. You have been lured into the dragons den neverdie. Code of silence my friend. But I disagree about the shoes. He was just angling for a steak and / or bj! naa, most real men like to keep their women bare foot and pregnant in the kitchen....her shoes need to go....if a real man wants a steak and a BJ, he knows how to pull her strings to get the job done, if hes too lazy to pull the strings, he just picks this stuff up on the way home, never forget this is LOS Ladies, please note, Mr Neverdie is not really a shovanist....he just likes to look good in front of the other mens men Edited February 23, 2009 by neverdie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdinasia Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 get real .... I think SBK knows that men are like dogs .... the best of us are like good house dogs (and some are worse). What dogs hear .... "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah FOOD blah blah blah blah blah blah wanna go for a ride blah blah blah blah blah blah come get petted blah blah blah blah" Most everything just passes us by except for food, fun, and getting laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2oDunc Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 SBK Believe me any of the following comments and beware!!!!! You look nice today sweet heart That dress really suits you Your hair looks nice today Have you lost weight Those shoes make your ankles look very slim / sexy or the one to get the sirens ringing alarm,alarm,alarm Shall we go see your mother Any of the above or flowers and chocolates we are after something or have done something. Guilty as charged! Only time will tell. With me its when I want to go on a lads yahoo / stag night or a diving trip / bike trip Works every time though ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilHarries Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 The answers to #1 and #3 are easy : He's a man, that's all you need to know. The answer to #2 is tough. I am afraid the answer could be yes, he has developed a problem and needs specialist help. Fortunately there are many places around the country that specialise in the therapy he needs and stock the required lotions to bring about a swift recovery. These places are known as Beer And Recreation centers, or BARs for short. Take him along to one of them and he will be able to meet fellow sufferers and openly discuss issues close to his heart like which of the therapists has the nicest butt. With time, and sufficient lotion, he will make a full recovery and will be back home lounging on the couch, farting and calling for another beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Why don't you lot RACK OFF.....This is Dear Mr Neverdie...what part of that are you missing, huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 get real ....I think SBK knows that men are like dogs .... the best of us are like good house dogs (and some are worse). What dogs hear .... "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah FOOD blah blah blah blah blah blah wanna go for a ride blah blah blah blah blah blah come get petted blah blah blah blah" Most everything just passes us by except for food, fun, and getting laid. "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah FOOD blah blah blah blah blah blah wanna go for a ride blah blah blah blah blah blah come get petted blah blah blah blah" Oh made me laugh so much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabai Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I think this is where the inspiration came from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabai Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 And cos I am now gonna trawl google for the far side for the rest of the night....here is a personal favourite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc2 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 get real ....I think SBK knows that men are like dogs .... the best of us are like good house dogs (and some are worse). yes! i agree. ive always imagened you as the Chiwawa of thai visa. i on the other hand am like a golden retriever . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CroBiker Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Oh my God, neverdie got his own column.... Ok Dear Abby...errr neverdie, here is question for you: Generally I try to avoid doing business with people who openly cheat on their wifes and boast about it (seriously!). If they can't be honest with them how could I expect them to be straight with me? Do you think I should relax my criteria or stick to this principle? Just curious to hear what is your take on this. Thanks in advance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiG16 Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 I will answer this one I think you have fine judgement cro biker stick with it I try not to judge people for the choices they make. but those that cheat on their partners are the ones I have no sympathy for. they can come up with all the excuses and such, but Im not buying any of it. if you cant stay faithful, dont be in a relationship. its as simple as that. (I will make concessions for those that agree with their partners to see other people though. not saying its something I would consider or not, but if both in relationship make the decision together, then thats up to them) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patklang Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 The steak has to be after the bj,because us men can get very wild after a med rare steak,and the animal instincts come out.Then the bj turns into a 2 hour marathon lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 The steak has to be after the bj,because us men can get very wild after a med rare steak,and the animal instincts come out.Then the bj turns into a 2 hour marathon lol. There is only one way a bj can last for 2 hours, beer and ashtray have to be within arms reach and there is a good football match on TV. (Once in a lifetime - Talking Heads ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samuibeachcomber Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Why don't you lot RACK OFF.....This is Dear Mr Neverdie...what part of that are you missing, huh sometimes i think ND is a grumpy old man with either too much testosterone or maybe too little and thats why he's grumpy,nothing personal ND you understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Oh my God, neverdie got his own column.... Ok Dear Abby...errr neverdie, here is question for you: Generally I try to avoid doing business with people who openly cheat on their wifes and boast about it (seriously!). If they can't be honest with them how could I expect them to be straight with me? Do you think I should relax my criteria or stick to this principle? Just curious to hear what is your take on this. Thanks in advance! Yes Cro, I would generally avoid people like that, they are normally in things just for themselves. Naturally this does NOT apply to guys who have more than one motorcycle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Why don't you lot RACK OFF.....This is Dear Mr Neverdie...what part of that are you missing, huh sometimes i think ND is a grumpy old man with either too much testosterone or maybe too little and thats why he's grumpy,nothing personal ND you understand The thread is Dear Mr Neverdie......not dear pammy or dead dribbledik, crikey! Grumpy old man ---- HEY I RESEMBLE THAT COMMENT, WHATS UR <deleted> POINT SBC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaiWai Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Generally I try to avoid doing business with people who openly cheat on their wifes Plus those who cheat on their husbands/male partners, plus the "third parties", female or male, who participate in the cheating, I'd say. It's always odd to think that the "third parties" never seem to dream they'll be cheated on, in turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yogi Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 is it sbk?the mod? so what dose thiland has to do wih this????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 is it sbk?the mod? so what dose thiland has to do wih this????????????????? Why are you trying to close this? & what do you mean what has this got to do with Thailand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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