george Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" "Only when he's been drinking." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuky Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Good one G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouse Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 Good one George. Is it possible that guy is married to my ex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 heard that before, but still laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Source George ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 just sent that one off to a few workmates, should get a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sendbaht Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 very funny, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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