New Immigrant

[Chris Lawrence]

A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia .

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........

'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am from Italy !'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Australia '

The person says, 'I not an Ozzie, I from Croatia !'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you to the wonderful Australians!'

That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from New Zealand , I am not from Australia !'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Australian'

She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Australians?'

The African lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work'