Nightclub

[mr_lob]

2 Blokes are standing at a bar in a nightclub. The club is full to bursting of georgeous looking girls. One bloke turns to the other and says quite confidently 'i could have any girl in here'

'oh yeah'?, says the other bloke, 'hows that then'?

to which he replies 'i'm a rapist'.

[chuchok]

2 Blokes are standing at a bar in a  nightclub. The club is full to bursting of georgeous looking girls. One bloke turns to the other and says quite confidently 'i could have any girl in here'

'oh yeah'?, says the other bloke, 'hows that then'?

to which he replies 'i'm a rapist'.

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That made me laugh out loud.

[mr_lob]

2 Blokes are standing at a bar in a  nightclub. The club is full to bursting of georgeous looking girls. One bloke turns to the other and says quite confidently 'i could have any girl in here'

'oh yeah'?, says the other bloke, 'hows that then'?

to which he replies 'i'm a rapist'.

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That made me laugh out loud.

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glad to hear it dude!!

[booma]

2 Blokes are standing at a bar in a  nightclub. The club is full to bursting of georgeous looking girls. One bloke turns to the other and says quite confidently 'i could have any girl in here'

'oh yeah'?, says the other bloke, 'hows that then'?

to which he replies 'i'm a rapist'.

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That made me laugh out loud.

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glad to hear it dude!!

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I just heard that 'dude' means camel penis.

Can't remember what language it was though!!!

[Thetyim]

The language is English.

Here are a few more snippets of important info for you

A camel's penis is called a 'dude'

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale).

A starfish does not have a brain

Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always all the same sex.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

A whale’s penis is called a dork.

The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating

A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won’t.

Pigs can become alcoholics.

If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

[mr_lob]

2 Blokes are standing at a bar in a  nightclub. The club is full to bursting of georgeous looking girls. One bloke turns to the other and says quite confidently 'i could have any girl in here'

'oh yeah'?, says the other bloke, 'hows that then'?

to which he replies 'i'm a rapist'.

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That made me laugh out loud.

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glad to hear it dude!!

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I just heard that 'dude' means camel penis.

Can't remember what language it was though!!!

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jesus, that brought back a load of primary school memories!! was'nt camel's shit, not the penis?!?

[udon]

jesus, that brought back a load of primary school memories!! was'nt camel's shit, not the penis?!?

I see "The Dude" in a new light!