Turpentine Vs Holy Water

[Chris Lawrence]

TURPENTINE VS HOLY WATER*

Little Johnny was sitting on the curb with a gallon of

Turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A while later a Priest came along and asked Little Johnny

what he had.

Johnny replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the

world.it's called 'turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world,

is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub

it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

Johnny replied, 'You take some of this turpentine and rub

it , on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson.

[Zpete]

When I was a kid, we filled water pistols with turps, shat dogs in the ass.

So funny, dog wouls up its back legs and run like the clappers dragging its ass on the grass.

Jeeeez, us kids were cruel........pmpl.