Thai Woman Bites Man's Organ

[humfurry]

It scary enuff to see them work with knives...but teeth!

http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/lRmf8...feat=directlink

[Mali1964]

That's one blowjob he'll never forget.

[wackysleet]

I think this is a job for Poirot to investigate.

mrtoad, may I suggest an avenue to explore, perhaps she just wanted to steal the member so could it not be classified as a case of " cocks and robbers"

[Igor]

i see no mention of which organ was bitten.

I believe it was his "pipe" organ.

I wonder if, when they arrest this woman,m she will be forced to re-enact the crime?

[tmth]

I think this is called SM, some people like the pain

[JR Texas]

i see no mention of which organ was bitten.

I believe it was his "pipe" organ.

I wonder if, when they arrest this woman,m she will be forced to re-enact the crime?

"Re-enact the crime" The cops will be standing around and pointing.....and she will be.......

I hope this is not the beginning of a national trend.

[glegolo]

Thai woman bites Belgian tourist's organ

PATTAYA: A Belgian tourist was severely injured early Thursday when his Thai lady bit his male organ and almost severed it, police said.

The tourist, Eddy Iam De Velde, 56, was rushed to the Pattaya Memorial Hospital and doctors managed to save the man's organ.

The hospital reported the event to police at 5:30 am.

The man told police from his hospital bed that his girlfriend, who he has been living with for about a month, injured him.

She said the woman became angry after learning that he had another Thai lover.

The two quarreled while having sex so she bit him and he called friends to send him to the hospital.

Police will arrest the woman whom has yet to be identified.

-- The Nation 2009-05-14

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This guy must be a complet idiot.

1) admit having another lover

2) and have his "friend" in the "tigers cage"

Some deserves it..

glegolo

[animatic]

Is this an example of

Biting the gland that feeds you??

HHHHHHOOOOOOWWWWEEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

[pauliepaul]

poor bugger, ive often wondered what state it would be in after a reattachment... longer/shorter/functional issues? anyone with personal experience please do elucidate. At certain points i will admit to having removed knives from my kitchen for fear of unstable females deciding to perform spontaneous amateur operations. Thank god those days are over.

[CHdiver]

the wonders of pattaya

wonder if she enhoyed her german sausage

The two quarreled while having sex so she bit him and he called friends to send him to the hospital.

very bad move

when I was at school Belgium and Germany were 2 different countries. Belgium is famous for chocolate, maybe she wanted to get to the soft centre

She probably thought he is holding his belgium Mayonaise back

[amazingbangkokcyclist]

Cheeper to give the ladies some som tam

[gpdjohn]

Well, if she was able to get her mouth around it, then it was not really a big deal.

[Dee26173]

OMG you lot are awful

[Rachawadee]

Two hour old thread with nearly 4000 viewings

We Thai women don't get a lot of "HEAD" lines like this.

[goatfarmer]

Has happen before and will happen again and again and so on

So much for the maxim, "once bitten twice shy"

[filguy]

entertaining!

[keemapoot]

On a side note, I believe Thailand is the leader for penis reattachment surgery.

I daresay it is the world's leader for voluntary detachment surgery also...

[AleG]

Yes I do remember this also, it happened a couple of times, once (first time) in Chiangmai, later again (other woman) in Pattaya.

Both ladies were send to prison for over 6 years, both males never heard of again.

Not as such at least...

[Igor]

poor bugger, ive often wondered what state it would be in after a reattachment... longer/shorter/functional issues? anyone with personal experience please do elucidate.

No personal experience, thank heaven. Don't have that much to lose! But have been in the OR for one reattachment (motorcycle accident - not lover's quarrel). Post surgical function depends greatly on where the bite occurred. The closer to the base, the more difficult the reattachment. A good microsurgeon though can reconnect the major vessels fairly easily. As far as sensations? He may be a little numb from now on. Though this may give him a reputation as a "long time" lover able to last all night. If he doesn't lose interest. Size? She did not sever his penis, according to the story. Still, the doctor will likely need to trim some tissue away in order to have healthy flesh to sew back together. If it was a seriously jagged gnaw, they may need to cut more away. It was a clean, incised wound, not so much. Function is likely to be okay if they got to him soon enough. But, he may not be feeling much so might lose some interest. I've been told (but do not know for sure) that most such bites tend to be just behind the head; often directly ON the head of the penis. Best case? She bit just part of the head, in which case he is likely to have full function and sensation but be forever paranoid of oral sex.

Now, Paulie - some unsolicited advice: if you need to remove knives because you do not trust your GF, I'd suggest the better option is to remove the girlfriend. Forever.

[Birdman]

Sooner or later the kilo price for penises will drop in Pattaya.

Yeah, it's the old saying: gold up, penises down and reverse.

Edited May 14, 2009 by Birdman

[Artisi]

An unfortunate story for the Belgian man and the woman too, if she is caught and sent to prison. If The Nation's story is accurate, it highlights the stupid behaviour of some sex tourists in the Kingdom. They get confused about what whether they are looking for a girlfriend or a liaison with a prostitute. If they spend several weeks or more with a prostitute, she starts feeling she has a stable source of income and is obviously going to react angrily when her income is suddenly threatened or terminated, like any other employee. The sex tourists, instead of making it clear that there are looking for a series of non-exclusive short term contracts with bar girls that they are free to terminate at any moment and being prepared to pay the going rate for that, try to take advantage of the women and low ball the fees on the grounds that it is more than a commercial arrangement and may lead to long term security for the woman and her family.

Is this a serious reply or are you joking?

[yabaaaa]

On a side note, I believe Thailand is the leader for penis reattachment surgery.

Perhaps when they re-attach his they can put it in its rightful place................on his head

[animatic]

Has happen before and will happen again and again and so on

So much for the maxim, "once bitten twice shy"

Once bitten, twice shortened.

[handydog]

On a side note, I believe Thailand is the leader for penis reattachment surgery.

I belive your right. PMSL

[bkkjames]

It must be a slow news week for this kind of material to hit the headlines.

P&M

and not just any news - it was BREAKING news!

[filguy]

On a side note, I believe Thailand is the leader for penis reattachment surgery.

Perhaps when they re-attach his they can put it in its rightful place................on his head

bwahahaha! i like that!

[animatic]

John Bobbit got his reattached after Lorena took it off with a kitchen knife rather cleanly.

He went on to doing a notorious porn fill thanks to Viagra.

So it CAN be reattached and functional with appropriate micro surgery.

Of course bitten off is another kettle of fish...

[Shola]

'Organ' purleeeaaase are the media here so repressed they can't use the word penis?? I thought she'd gouged out a kidney to eat with some faver beans + Chianti

[bkkjames]

I am waiting for Mr. Go6 to chime in something about it being the farang's fault for having his organ in the girl's mouth in the first place.

[lucjoker]

I don't know who is crazier. The bloke, the girl, the Thaivisa admin who thought this was exciting enough to send an email or the coppers who seem set waste their time with these oddballs. Or me, first for clicking the link and then for posting in the thread.

Probably the guy.

After all, he's Belgian.

this belgian can be crazy,but he surly speaks at least 5 languages and he's english is probably

better understandable than 99% off the english ,wich can only mumble some slang !

and that's the truth !