Fact Can Be Funnier Than Fiction

[AltumAngel]

Here are 3 interesting incidents which some of you may have read about. Those who are interested are free to help me dig out the original articles.

There was once a guy who attempted to comit suicide, and so as to ensure that he will die, he drank some poison, hang himself by the neck above a river ( He can't swim ), and attempt to shoot himself in the head with a handgun.

Alas, the bullet hit the rope instead, hence he fell into the river. A passer-by went in and got him out of the waters, and he vomitted out the poison.

Paramedics brought him to the hospital, and later he died of hypothermia in the hospital.

A robber attempting to rob a hair-salon near its closing hours got beaten up and tied up by its yellow-belt shopowner. The shopowner told her employees and customers she would hand the 'fiend' to the police, but she ended up locking him up and raping him for 3 days, during which she would feed him viagra whenever he says he is hungry.

After 3 days, she threw out the robber, who promptly went to the hospital, as his private-parts are in very bad condition, and after a police report from the hospital staffs, the man was arrested for robbery and the hair-salon owner for rape.

A prosecutor shared with other fellow prosecutors one of the many interesting cases which he has handled.

A man was shot dead while jumping off a building to commit suicide, and the gunshot was from a neighbour who live just one floor below him in the same building. It was found out that the neighbour was arguing with his wife and was pointing his rifle at her.

But after investigations, it was found out that this neighbour of his has always done this to his wife while arguing, but had never ever put in any bullets into the gun. So who put in the bullets?

After even more investigation, it was found out that their son was in heavy gambling debt, and knew what his father do all the time, and hence hope that his father will kill his mother by accident, and he will inherit all their wealth and possession.

To make things even weirder, this son, was found out to be their neighbour living upstairs in the building, and since he couldn't take the torments of the loansharks anymore, he decided to jump off the building and commit suicide, only to be shot by accident by his father.

All in all, the prosecutor closed the case with a ruling of accidental suicide.

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I heard that last one in Tom Cruise "Magnolia". There was nothing about debt there, just a son tired of watching his parents fighting.

He jumped off the building unaware of the safety net put up by painters or something. He'd have survived if his father didn't shoot him.