Apartment Rental

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A businessman met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the afternoon with him for $500.00.

Before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realising that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for $250.00 and enclosed a note:

"Dear Madam,

Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of $250.00 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:

1. It had not previously been occupied.
   
2. There was plenty of heat.
   
3. It was small enough to make me cosy and at home.
   

I found however, that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receiving the cheque, the girl immediately sent it back with the following reply.....

"Dear Sir:

1. First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
   
2. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.
   
3. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, and if your furniture is insufficient, please don't blame the landlord.
   

I will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to hire someone to remove your furniture."