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A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the house. He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The wife said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"I don't care!" he said. "Just get the F*&K out."

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