Drunk Thai Police Chief

[apetley]

A Thai Police Chief was driving home after a long day to visit his Mia Noi.

On the way he stopped off at the local restaurant for some som tam and a couple of bottles of Hong Thong.

Worse for wear he continues on to the Mia Noi but unfortunately loses control of his DMax, mounts the pavement, knocking over and badly injuring two migrant Burmese workers. One of them was knocked through the front window of a mom and pop shop, another over a high wall surrounding an adjoining beauty salon.

Both Burmese survived and were eventually present at a trial that took place some months later.

One Burmese was found guilty of breaking and entering, the other of leaving the scene of an accident.

Edited June 2, 2009 by apetley

[kennkate]

Why is this in the Joke Forum

That is quite possible, In fact more than likely TIT

PS. You forgot to add they had to pay to have his motor repaired.

Did they not see he was going to mount the pavement Guess they were Drunk= Guilty.

[njpski]

i heard this about a guy driving from the Alice to Darwin who hit some Aborigines

[tuky]

i heard this about a guy driving from the Alice to Darwin who hit some Aborigines

What sound did they make as they bounced off the roo bar?