Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly

gates. St Pete says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting

you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want".

The first nun says "I want to be Bo Derek," and POOF she's gone.

The second says "I want to be Madonna," and POOF she's gone.

The third says "I want to be Virginia Pipeline.”

St Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.

"Virginia Pipeline" replies the nun.

St Peter shakes his head and says "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a

bell.

“The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St

Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing.

He hands it back to her and says "No Sister, this says the Virginia Pipeline

was laid by 500 men in 7 days!"

! Love the punch line.