Two Dwarfs

[Boater]

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls' and take them to their separate hotel rooms.The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of 'Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE .... UGH!' Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE.... UGH!' Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!' ... ALL NIGHT LONG.In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, 'How did it go?' The first mutters, 'It was embarrassing.. I just couldn't get an erection.'The second dwarf shook his head. 'You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the dam_n bed.'

[Chris Lawrence]

[loong]

A dwarf was thrown out of the nudist colony - He kept sticking his nose into other people's business.

[Eman]

A dwarf was thrown out of the nudist colony - He kept sticking his nose into other people's business.

Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony...

The guy who comes back with a dozen doughnuts and two cups of coffee

[loong]

A dwarf was thrown out of the nudist colony - He kept sticking his nose into other people's business.

Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony...

The guy who comes back with a dozen doughnuts and two cups of coffee

Popular with the ladies perhaps

[GraBangkok]

Sexual Harassment

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to her supervisor to file a sexual harassment complaint. She tells the supervisor what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, 'What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice'?

The woman replies, 'It's Keith , the dwarf.'