Things I Hate About Everyone

[peter991]

Things I Hate About Everyone

1) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time .... I know where my watch is pal, where the hel_l is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2) People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3) When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. dam_n right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4) When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hel_l would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their <deleted>!

5) When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dam_n floor.

6) People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?' Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7) When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8) When people say 'life is short'. What the hel_l?? Life is the longest dam_n thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9) When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb arse?

[warfie]

obviously spent too much time in Thailand

[saintofsilence]

Can I ask you a question ? are you a boring person ?

oops sorry i should have known that

[zzdocxx]

Feeling grouchy today, are we?

[krading]

I don't like nuthin' and I like that fine

The Offspring

[BigSnake]

D_M dude who piss in your rice soup?

[cognos]

these people are not cool.. 1.people who say I TOLD YOU SO....2.people who flatter and PRETEND they are listening..but only want to talk about themselves and expect the other to genuinely care..3. road ragers..4.wife beaters..5.employers/police/BOSSES who wield their authority like a CLUB..6.preaching one "ethical" thing and doing the opposite..7.smallish or big guys with large chips on their shoulder looking for trouble after X amount of beer..8.scatologists..9.proctologists..10.

[ColdStone]

Peter, ur first point is real funnt!

and cognos, yea, the "i told u so" are such irritants!

[Ping]

I thought all his points were 'funnt'...