Some English Language Tips

[PeaceBlondie]

If the recipient is offended, it's an insult. The intent is obvious.

[submaniac]

Us Yanks bailed you out of having your little island overrun by Germans, twice during a 30 span, so show some appreciation.

Brilliantly stated. If it wasn't for the 'septics', this thread would be on the finer points of the German language.

P.S. I don't care what you limeys say, Neville Chamberlain was a pussy! Yeah you heard me.

[sanook2me]

Us Yanks bailed you out of having your little island overrun by Germans, twice during a 30 span, so show some appreciation.

Brilliantly stated. If it wasn't for the 'septics', this thread would be on the finer points of the German language.

P.S. I don't care what you limeys say, Neville Chamberlain was a pussy! Yeah you heard me.

I'm a limey and i wonder what a better place the world would be now if you had not bailed us out!

Having blonde hair and blue eyes i think i would have enjoyed a different ending to WW2

I would probably still be living in blighty happy as Helmut with no high immigration and all the other moans and groans......

Please this is jest post so no posts about "how many people were killed and murdered"

[sanook2me]

If the recipient is offended, it's an insult. The intent is obvious.

I disagree somewhat with this statement but agree if the intent is to insult then its offensive

[brahmburgers]

Us Yanks bailed you out of having your little island overrun by Germans, twice during a 30 span, so show some appreciation.

Brilliantly stated. If it wasn't for the 'septics', this thread would be on the finer points of the German language.

P.S. I don't care what you limeys say, Neville Chamberlain was a pussy! Yeah you heard me.

I'm a limey and i wonder what a better place the world would be now if you had not bailed us out!

Having blonde hair and blue eyes i think i would have enjoyed a different ending to WW2.

I would probably still be living in blighty happy as Helmut with no high immigration and all the other moans and groans......

Please this is jest post so no posts about "how many people were killed and murdered"

Actually, if the Germans had won, Hitler would have been history soon after. With their mechanical innovativeness (first printing press, etc) Europeans would probably be floating around on non-polluting zeppelins, and alternative energy production would have gotten started decades earlier. The Nazis had a pretty cool fashion sense in their uniform designs, jack boots and motorbikes. ...just trying to look at the bright side, as I'm sure there could just as likely have been nefarious legacies in the mix.

And yes I know the manifold atrocities committed in Hitler's name, so no need to remind.

[kimincm]

However ALL CAPS IRRITATES ME MORE, including run-on sentences with no comma, or full stop in the right places.

Edit:

Opps...I mean....."or a fullstop in the wrong places"

Oh ,so you think that was the only thing worth editting.

[bungy007]

Maybe I'm mistaken - is it mostly the Shittish who call Americans septics? Or am I talking out of my fanny?

Before you get your knickers in a twist but you probably know this already but septic tank = yank is just part of British rhyming slang

check it out on wikipedia or somewhere.

Its not meant to be offensive which i think you have taken it as.

Shittish British ? i can see it sort of rhymes but not in the sense of rhyming slang as you have just added a word in front of the original.

I guess Americans version to septic is a limey. Just a word to describe another nation.

I am a limey, you are a septic and we are all farangs

Next post..."i don't like the word farang its racist and insulting"

Of course we do have alternatives. If the term 'septic' causes offence to our Colonial brothers and sisters, we do have an alternative 'J. Arthurs' This is broken down from the original nick-name of Yank and put into cockney rhyming slang where the first part is used. For example, J. Arthur Rank was our big producer of films back in the day. Rank/yank! Get it? Thus, we reduce it to 'J. Arthur'. This is meant as an explanation to the depth of colour of English in the 'venacular'

[jamesjdaly]

Well, I'm off for a J. Arthur now!!

[caf]

Maybe I'm mistaken - is it mostly the Shittish who call Americans septics? Or am I talking out of my fanny?

Before you get your knickers in a twist but you probably know this already but septic tank = yank is just part of British rhyming slang

check it out on wikipedia or somewhere.

Its not meant to be offensive which i think you have taken it as.

Shittish British ? i can see it sort of rhymes but not in the sense of rhyming slang as you have just added a word in front of the original.

I guess Americans version to septic is a limey. Just a word to describe another nation.

I am a limey, you are a septic and we are all farangs

Next post..."i don't like the word farang its racist and insulting"

Now why would Americans take offense to being called "septic"? After all, the general definition is as follows:

containing or resulting from disease-causing organisms

Let's face it, most people are eager to be called a "disease-causing organism". LOL

There's only about 1,000 other terms UKers could use that aren't insulting to Americans, but they decided "Septic" was best -- not be insulting, though. YA RIGHT! Sure it's not meant to be insulting.

Us Yanks bailed you out of having your little island overrun by Germans, twice during a 30 span, so show some appreciation.

Do you mean "we" yanks?