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I think peas are rounder because we're closer to the equator, further away from the Earth's core so less gravity to pull peas out of shape.

I think the same applies to breasts, too.

So that's the answer... :o

No wonder Thai breasts are so much higher, rounder, shaplier, and less wrinkly than falung!!! :D

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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If your pea is wee, then are you weepy ?

If you are weepy, you are crying.

Are you crying,

because your pants are drying,

from the wee pea

that dribbled down your leg ?

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Two peas and a potato in a pot of boiling water.

The potato says 'It's bloody hot in here.'

One pea turns to the other and says '<deleted>' 'ell, will you look at that. A talking potato.'

:o

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Im sick of those imitation peas the Thais put in their Green curry. :o

ummmmmm they are beans not peas :D

Ummmmmmm those aren't beans either. They are makeua huang, a form of eggplant or aubergine. Related to the big green makeua in green curry. :D

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In this golden age of 100 mods to each poster I found after extensive enquiries that the only topic I could comment on is the size and shape of Thai veg as it won't upset the rather arse licking ott rules here.

So;  I find Thai Peas too round. Is there anywhere where one can find a nice farang pea, a wee bit wrinkled zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

Surprised all you egg-heads or do I mean peabrains missed out on To Pea or not To Pea,. Of course the difference between peas and beans Professor is that beans make you Fart. A wrikled pea means you have lost your marbles , a wrinkled bean? Who knows Mr Bean?

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Thread closed///

Someone mentioned breasts here and TV is a breast free zone!

Families only! Sorry!!

Actually a mod was the first to mention breasts so I guess it's OK in this particular thread. :D

Good topic to post Prof. :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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I've had the " good fortune" to drink with the Professor on several occasions.

He's funnier in real-life!

Claire. :o

BTW. I think this thread is peas poor.

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