Irish Jokes

[Honolulu]

Here's my favorite one. Enjoy

There were 4 tourists sharing a cabin on the train.

An Irishman, an Englishman, a beautiful Swedish girl and an old German woman.

As the train passed thru a very dark tunnel, there was a loud SLAP! heard by all.

When the train emerged from the tunnel, all could see a big, red mark on the Englishmans' face.

Thinks the old German woman- " The Englishman must have tried to fondle the Swedish girl, and she slapped him!

Thinks the Swedish girl-" The Englishman must have fondeled the German woman, thinking it was me, and she slapped him!

Thinks the Englishman-" The Swedish girl must have been fondeled by the Irishman, and thinking it was me, slapped me!

Thinks the Irishman-" I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap that Englishman again!

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