njpski Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health . Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerchang Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health . Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service . There was a scientific report stating that red wine thins the blood and actually improves your vision. It's true about the vision. 4 bottles and I can see two of everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babuhavas Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health . Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service . There was a scientific report stating that red wine thins the blood and actually improves your vision. It's true about the vision. 4 bottles and I can see two of everything! yes it improves vision,after 2 bottles,my wife looks beautyful to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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warfie Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health . Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service . There was a scientific report stating that red wine thins the blood and actually improves your vision. It's true about the vision. 4 bottles and I can see two of everything! yes it improves vision,after 2 bottles,my wife looks beautyful to me after a few bottles (I forget exactly how many), EVERYONE looks attractive to me... (including your wife)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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