Saiyan Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND > THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. > WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. > > MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST > APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. > > I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA,WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I > REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN > IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. > > COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? > > UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. > > THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD > TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. > > AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK > HIGH SCHOOL .. > > 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. > > > > 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. > > HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?' > > 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED. > > HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. > > > > THEN, THAT UGLY, > > OLD, > > BALD, > > WRINKLED, > > FAT A@S, > > GRAY-HAIRED, > > DECREPIT > > SON-OF-A-BI!CH ASKED, > > > > > 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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