jaidam Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 The day when good taste died.... JACKSON JOKES! Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy! Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. > Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost. Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart? A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off. Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson? A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries. Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? A. When the big hand touches the little hand. Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants? A. Michael Jackson's hand. Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night? A. Hanson. Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson? A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind. Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter? A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night... Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight? Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin? Janet: No, just a pizza and video Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? A: Michael Jackson Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out. Q: What do Michael and homework have in common? A: Both are a pain in the a$$ to kids FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house... They found class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 The day when good taste died....JACKSON JOKES! Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy! Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. > Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost. Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart? A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off. Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson? A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries. Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? A. When the big hand touches the little hand. Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants? A. Michael Jackson's hand. Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night? A. Hanson. Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson? A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind. Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter? A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night... Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight? Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin? Janet: No, just a pizza and video Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? A: Michael Jackson Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out. Q: What do Michael and homework have in common? A: Both are a pain in the a$$ to kids FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house... They found class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom. 5555555555555555555 Heres an oldie. Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Saddam Husain? Saddam pulled out off Jordan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAdam Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Then there's one of my favorites . . . Michael Jackson is the embodiment of the American Dream. He was born a poor black boy, and he's now a rich white woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatmushroom Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 The Beckham family visited Neverland last year and there was a rumour that Michael Jackson had a brief affair with Victoria. A spokesman said that this was not possible since Michael was in Brooklyn at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siamesekitty Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 *groan* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_lob Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Why does Michael Jackson like Twenty Eight year olds? Coz there's 20 of them How do you know its midnight in Michael Jackson's house? The big hand touches the small hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabaYaga Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Knock knock Who's There? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue Who? Michael Jackson (This one is also interchangable with 'Catholic Priest') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiboxer Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 You forgot this one: Did you hear about the Michael Jackson hamburger? 45 year old meat between two twelve year old buns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaidam Posted March 16, 2005 Author Share Posted March 16, 2005 Go on then,just one more!! Whats the difference between Arthur Scargill and Michael Jackson? Arthur hasn't seen a minors helmet in 15 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k20wHiTeBoI Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 one more........... why did micheal jackson get food posioning ? he ate an eleven year old weiner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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