March 10, 200521 yr The day when good taste died.... JACKSON JOKES! Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy! Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. > Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost. Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart? A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off. Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson? A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries. Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? A. When the big hand touches the little hand. Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants? A. Michael Jackson's hand. Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night? A. Hanson. Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson? A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind. Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter? A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night... Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight? Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin? Janet: No, just a pizza and video Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? A: Michael Jackson Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out. Q: What do Michael and homework have in common? A: Both are a pain in the a$$ to kids FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house... They found class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom.
March 10, 200521 yr The day when good taste died....JACKSON JOKES! Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy! Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. > Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost. Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart? A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off. Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson? A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries. Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? A. When the big hand touches the little hand. Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants? A. Michael Jackson's hand. Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night? A. Hanson. Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson? A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind. Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter? A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night... Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight? Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin? Janet: No, just a pizza and video Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? A: Michael Jackson Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out. Q: What do Michael and homework have in common? A: Both are a pain in the a$$ to kids FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house... They found class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom. 5555555555555555555 Heres an oldie. Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Saddam Husain? Saddam pulled out off Jordan!
March 11, 200521 yr Then there's one of my favorites . . . Michael Jackson is the embodiment of the American Dream. He was born a poor black boy, and he's now a rich white woman.
March 12, 200521 yr The Beckham family visited Neverland last year and there was a rumour that Michael Jackson had a brief affair with Victoria. A spokesman said that this was not possible since Michael was in Brooklyn at the time.
March 13, 200521 yr Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries.
March 13, 200521 yr Why does Michael Jackson like Twenty Eight year olds? Coz there's 20 of them How do you know its midnight in Michael Jackson's house? The big hand touches the small hand
March 13, 200521 yr Knock knock Who's There? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue Who? Michael Jackson (This one is also interchangable with 'Catholic Priest')
March 14, 200521 yr Taoism: shit happens Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us? Atheism: I don't believe this shit
March 14, 200521 yr You forgot this one: Did you hear about the Michael Jackson hamburger? 45 year old meat between two twelve year old buns!
March 16, 200521 yr Author Go on then,just one more!! Whats the difference between Arthur Scargill and Michael Jackson? Arthur hasn't seen a minors helmet in 15 years
March 18, 200521 yr one more........... why did micheal jackson get food posioning ? he ate an eleven year old weiner
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