A Thai Woman's Poem

[NUMBNUTTS]

I hope this little ditty brings some weekend cheer to those of you who are not real happy with their current status quo - its rather apropos

A THAI WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

A FARANG MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a

bar on a golf course, and loves to send me out to go fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a chit.

[dttk0009]

I must admit, I saw it coming but I still laughed out loud.

[cdnvic]

I feared the worst at seeing the topic but well done.

[NUMBNUTTS]

Yeah - now nobody will see it and get a rise - next time delete it

[sunholidaysun1]

[sokal]

I hope this little ditty brings some weekend cheer to those of you who are not real happy with their current status quo - its rather apropos

A THAI WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

A FARANG MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a

bar on a golf course, and loves to send me out to go fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a chit.

Most girls want what they cant have so I think both poems are equally funny. A girl will never admit that she has the right man.

[babuhavas]