My 9 yr old niece, as inocent as ever, runs around with a pink t-shirt that say's

"Rehab is for Quiters"

Now one of my all time favorites is this one:

I found all these in stores. Nothing dirty...just wrong!

Just Fabulous. Love the spelling! Thanks for sharing.

I also am fond of the classic

<deleted> King Chinese Restaraunt

i liked this one from another thread awhile back

That one is great! Except it needs the word "farang" spelled in Thai on the front. A lot more Thai people will get the joke!

That one is great! Except it needs the word "farang" spelled in Thai on the front. A lot more Thai people will get the joke!

For some, it's no joke!! just an expression of fact :-)

Edited October 13, 200916 yr by Bearnagh

Another mind boggling topic!!! Wouldn't it be nice if there was a category for trivial nonsense posts?

An eight year old daughter of a Thai friend of the wife was wearing a t-shirt with 'I need bigger breasts'

Everyone thought it hilarious when I told them what it meant.

A t shirt on a hooker walking down the road with an old guy she was wearing a t shirt that said" you arnt today but you could be tomorrow." ille leave it to your immagination what you could be doing tomorrow

Just the other day I saw a 20 something y/o thai-gurl wearing what at first glance appeared to be another b/s tourist t-shirt that said; "I (heart) Bangkok". However when I really looked closely at it, it said; "I (heart) Bigcock". The font and the style was the same. Quite the word play I thought.

When I first moved here over 4 years ago I made up some t-shirts for the "time share"/"rent-2-own" gurls in my area which said; "Boom-Boom free!! (taxi money 2000 baht)"

Another one I did had the words "Smoke" with an arrow pointing up and "Boom-Boom" with an arrow pointing down on the front, so as not to confuse the newbie punters.

I also made one for some gurls that were printed on the back of the shirt with the international symbol for forbidden; the red circle and bar thru the word "ENTRY" and under it the words "EXIT ONLY" along with an arrow pointing down.

I still see them worn once in a while on the Sukhumvit..

A shirt which I thought was quite innovative and noticed on the internet the other day said, "Thailand; where whores become wives".

While slightly off topic I still this these shirts I had made up at MBK deserve honorable mention;

"I met YOUR wife at Nana"

"Thai-gurls (take two they're small !)"

"NOT a sex tourist (I live here)"

“The most beautiful woman I met in thailand was a man..”

"This ain't Kansas, Toto.." (sadly this one must be explained to anyone NOT American so loses its value...

Now for ultra poor taste t-shirts one must peruse the legendary site called t-shirt hel_l.

The best one I saw said, "I f*cked Sarah Palin by voting for Barrack Obama" . Another one which I thought was quite good shows a drawing of two barn swallows sitting on a wire with the word "Swallows" under it.

I posted some of my favorites on the other t-shirt thread (but will include them here for the people too lazy to read it

"I shaved my balls for this?"

"Anyone need to earn money for rent?"

"Shut the <deleted> up and drink your beer"

My latest idea for a shirt is this; either the word “Ladyboyz” or “Katoeyz” on the front; and under that it will say “Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.”. Any American will immediately recognize it as the old Almond Joy/Mounds candy bar slogan..

Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just doin' my part to piss off the moral majority..

Just the other day I saw a 20 something y/o thai-gurl wearing what at first glance appeared to be another b/s tourist t-shirt that said; "I (heart) Bangkok". However when I really looked closely at it, it said; "I (heart) Bigcock". The font and the style was the same. Quite the word play I thought.

When I first moved here over 4 years ago I made up some t-shirts for the "time share"/"rent-2-own" gurls in my area which said; "Boom-Boom free!! (taxi money 2000 baht)"

Another one I did had the words "Smoke" with an arrow pointing up and "Boom-Boom" with an arrow pointing down on the front, so as not to confuse the newbie punters.

I also made one for some gurls that were printed on the back of the shirt with the international symbol for forbidden; the red circle and bar thru the word "ENTRY" and under it the words "EXIT ONLY" along with an arrow pointing down.

I still see them worn once in a while on the Sukhumvit..

A shirt which I thought was quite innovative and noticed on the internet the other day said, "Thailand; where whores become wives".

While slightly off topic I still this these shirts I had made up at MBK deserve honorable mention;

"I met YOUR wife at Nana"

"Thai-gurls (take two they're small !)"

"NOT a sex tourist (I live here)"

“The most beautiful woman I met in thailand was a man..”

"This ain't Kansas, Toto.." (sadly this one must be explained to anyone NOT American so loses its value...

Now for ultra poor taste t-shirts one must peruse the legendary site called t-shirt hel_l.

The best one I saw said, "I f*cked Sarah Palin by voting for Barrack Obama" . Another one which I thought was quite good shows a drawing of two barn swallows sitting on a wire with the word "Swallows" under it.

I posted some of my favorites on the other t-shirt thread (but will include them here for the people too lazy to read it

"I shaved my balls for this?"

"Anyone need to earn money for rent?"

"Shut the <deleted> up and drink your beer"

My latest idea for a shirt is this; either the word “Ladyboyz” or “Katoeyz” on the front; and under that it will say “Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.”. Any American will immediately recognize it as the old Almond Joy/Mounds candy bar slogan..

Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just doin' my part to piss off the moral majority..

WHere abouts can you get t-shirts made in MBK? Just a floor number would be useful!

I saw a young thai kid with Adolf Hitler was right on his tee shirt.

There was a fit young guy at California Fitness last week wearing a pink shirt with a picture of a barbell and the writing "I may be a girl, but I can squat more than you!"

Another mind boggling topic!!! Wouldn't it be nice if there was a category for trivial nonsense posts?

Great idea... would you take part?

I saw an unusual T Shirt for sale at the Theprasit Night Market. It read ' DUCK MY SICK '

I wonder what it means..

I saw an unusual T Shirt for sale at the Theprasit Night Market. It read ' DUCK MY SICK '

I wonder what it means..

It's a special edition shirt for sock-cookers....

Edited October 13, 200916 yr by Bearnagh

and teaching them it is a "tea" shirt does?

Tea shirt

If you need pictures every time you see a new word i suggest you try the ABC forum. Unless of course you were trying to be sanctimonious, in which case i shall ignore your comment.

and here i thought it was you harping on about usage. ignore away.

Edited October 13, 200916 yr by t.s

I've been noticing of late that the Thais love to wear Tee-shirts with English language logos, messages or words on them. Anyone else noticed that?

Have you ever taken the time to look closely at the things that are written? In most cases it amounts to little more than a collection of disjointed words that mean nothing at all. I've also spotted numerous spelling mistakes, some of them very funny. I wondered who designs these shirts and what level of error checking (if any) goes in to their production. I assume that they are often designed by people who do not know or use English. Of course as well as creating occasional funny "howlers", there can be a more serious outcome... A couple of years ago I saw (and have the photo) a girl's Tee-Shirt in the childrens' section of Carrefour, which bore a truly obscene sexual message using the "F" word in big bold type. I pity the poor child that is sent out to school in that one!

What's the silliest, funniest, strangest, most inappropriate or plain disgusting thing you have seen on a Tee-shirt in Thailand?

Well yesterday my wife rang me in the UK to wish me a "Happy University"............. it was our wedding anniversary............ made me laugh maybe I should get it put on a T Shirt for her?

Edited October 13, 200916 yr by yabaaaa

Can anyone give me a thai translation of

"Don't Care - <deleted> that Sh*t"

I was talking to a 13 year old girl yesterday wearing it. Can't really ask for that translation at paknam

not a tee but i saw these polo shirts at Robinsons a while back.

not a tee but i saw these polo shirts at Robinsons a while back.

That's amazing. Must be no cross checking whatsoever!

Now, in the light of all that's been posted here demonstrating the Thais' indifference, disregard or oblivion about the potential offensiveness of the printed word (or logo etc), consider for a moment the endless hoops that the UK is jumping through to observe "political correctness"... I hear, for example, the annual debate has begun once again about dropping the word Christmas in the shops because certain sects find it offensive... How would the Thais react if we poor sensitive 'farrangs' felt upset or hurt about Loy Kraton or Songkran etc.. Contrast and Compare folks!!

Edited October 13, 200916 yr by Bearnagh

Years back I had seen a lady wearing a shirt with picture of a girl walking her dog. Underneath it read "Happiness Is Doing My Dog."

Yesterday at Dream World and attractive young woman wore a shirt which read, "Will <deleted> For Coke."

I don't think either of these ladies really understood what their messages meant...then again!

Breast enlargement 50,000thb + T-Shirt 120thb = Nice augmentation pic.

Years back I had seen a lady wearing a shirt with picture of a girl walking her dog. Underneath it read "Happiness Is Doing My Dog."

Yesterday at Dream World and attractive young woman wore a shirt which read, "Will <deleted> For Coke."

I don't think either of these ladies really understood what their messages meant...then again!

Call me naive but what would I get for a "Pepsi"

I saw an old lady bag lady digging through the trash one time wearing a shirt that said:

"Same $hit different day'

Saw an older Thai lady tonight in the markets, with what I assumed to be her family, and her T-shirt said - I love sex education.

Saw an older Thai lady tonight in the markets, with what I assumed to be her family, and her T-shirt said - I love sex education.

Can you imagine the response if you wore that in the Home Counties to a cricket match of a Saturday afternoon?

Edited October 13, 200916 yr by Bearnagh

Here's one I will wear to any Thaivisa get-together I may attend in the future :

"If you must whinge and complain so much, at least do it in a rhythm I can dance to"

Saw thisone today i liked it

A FUNGUS YOU WILL NEVER FORGET

small tee shiirt on very pretty lady