Pink Mist Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 and the other team we love to hate here got beaten last night, the cats by 4 points over port pussies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 Obviously no Collywobble supporters here..... You need to be literate to use the internet. cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Obviously no Collywobble supporters here..... You need to be literate to use the internet. cv good point...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Obviously no Collywobble supporters here..... You need to be literate to use the internet. cv good point...... good ole Collingwood.....if nothing else...at least consistant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 would've loved to have been a fly on wall when malthouse spoke to them after the game, eddy must be crying in his soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Q. What do you do for a drowning Collingwood player? A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway. Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Collingwood fan on the road? A. There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q. What's the difference between a female Collingwood fan and a Pit Bull? A. Lipstick Q. Santa Claus , the tooth fairy , an intelligent Collingwood fan, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a $100.00 note. Who gets it? A. The drunk , of course ; the other three are mythical creatures. Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a Collingwood jersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment. A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?" "Well," the friend responds, "I ran over Nathan Buckley". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt ?" "Well, he tried to escape through the park." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 The Collingwood football club theme song: Good old Collingwood forever, we know how to play the game. Side by side we stick together, to uphold The Magpies name. Hear the barrackers a shouting, as all barrackers should, Oh, the premiership's a cakewalk For the good old Collingwood. Interesting to note is that out of all 16 AFL clubs, only Collingwood specifically mentions their supporters in the theme song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 Oh, the premiership's a cakewalk For the good old Collingwood. I'm assuming that by that line they mean it's easy to get tickets to the grand final? cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Q. What's the difference between a female Collingwood fan and a Pit Bull? A. Lipstick Lipstick looks better on the pit bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Hear the barrackers a shouting, as all barrackers should, And what are they shouting ???? "another bloody year down the drain!!!!" "sack Mick" "Who da heck is Buckley" "Should have left Mick in the west and bought the Eagles instead" "me, a colloingwood fan.....not on ya life!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzydom Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Hear the barrackers a shouting, as all barrackers should, And what are they shouting ???? "another bloody year down the drain!!!!" "sack Mick" "Who da heck is Buckley" "Should have left Mick in the west and bought the Eagles instead" "me, a colloingwood fan.....not on ya life!!!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> By the way Burnsy, who do you barrack for ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Hear the barrackers a shouting, as all barrackers should, And what are they shouting ???? "another bloody year down the drain!!!!" "sack Mick" "Who da heck is Buckley" "Should have left Mick in the west and bought the Eagles instead" "me, a colloingwood fan.....not on ya life!!!" By the way Burnsy, who do you barrack for ???? Should have left Mick in the west and bought the Eagles instead" Have a guess....... ....does the house of Pain mean anything to ya....and we trained the Saints full forward pretty well too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 still consistant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 A kindergarten teacher in Melbourne, with obvious football fever was explaining to her class that she is a Collingwood fan. She asks her class if they are Collingwood fans too. Not really knowing what a Collingwood fan is, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception, little Suzy, who has not gone along with the crowd. Her teacher asked her why she decided to be different. Because l'm not a Collingwood fan" Suzy replied. Then what are you? Her teacher asked "I'm a Carlton fan" Suzy answered The teacher is a little perturbed now and she asks Suzy why she is a Carlton fan. "Well" Suzy answered, " I was brought up knowing and loving Carlton. My mummy is a Carlton fan; my daddy is a Carlton fan. So l'm a Carlton fan" The teacher is now angry... "That's no reason" she exclaims loudly. "What if your mummy was a moron and your daddy was a moron. What would you be then?" Suzy paused, smiled and said "then.... I'd be a Collingwood fan!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 A kindergarten teacher in Melbourne, with obvious football fever was explaining to her class that she is a Collingwood fan. She asks her class if they are Collingwood fans too.Not really knowing what a Collingwood fan is, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception, little Suzy, who has not gone along with the crowd. Her teacher asked her why she decided to be different. Because l'm not a Collingwood fan" Suzy replied. Then what are you? Her teacher asked "I'm a Carlton fan" Suzy answered The teacher is a little perturbed now and she asks Suzy why she is a Carlton fan. "Well" Suzy answered, " I was brought up knowing and loving Carlton. My mummy is a Carlton fan; my daddy is a Carlton fan. So l'm a Carlton fan" The teacher is now angry... "That's no reason" she exclaims loudly. "What if your mummy was a moron and your daddy was a moron. What would you be then?" Suzy paused, smiled and said "then.... I'd be a Collingwood fan!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 They did it again...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 consistent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzydom Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 My tips for round 9...Saints , Eagles ,Demons ,Lions ,Pt Power Bulldogs , Geelong , Freo... ozzydom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 My tips for round 9...Saints , Eagles ,Demons ,Lions ,Pt PowerBulldogs , Geelong , Freo... ozzydom I got Sydney and Richmond otherwise agree And its the wobblies turn to face the might of the Eagles (without Juddy ).....Carn the Eagles!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Last game in September is the one that matters...... and we all know that the Power win !!! the rest can keep trying again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triplegee Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Well the Pies have beaten the Eagles in the second biggest upset in the history of the AFL (on the basis of ladder position and margin) but as an Eagles supporter I am not too concerned. No team can go through a year undefeated - need to lose a few along the way and why not make it against teams who aren't competing for a top 4 spot? Makes sense to me... Bring on September!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam_superfly Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 Go the Power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 Well the Pies have beaten the Eagles in the second biggest upset in the history of the AFL (on the basis of ladder position and margin) but as an Eagles supporter I am not too concerned. No team can go through a year undefeated - need to lose a few along the way and why not make it against teams who aren't competing for a top 4 spot? Makes sense to me... Bring on September!! yeah it stops complacency creeping in.....but not to the wobblies...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McAttack Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 The Tigers just keep on winning!! They now have accounted for last years Grand Finalists (Port and Lions). In 2 weeks time we meet the Eagles in Melbourne. Looks like another Tiger victory again (as everyone knows the Eagles can't win in Melbourne). The Eagles may make the Grand Final but seeing that it has to be played in Melbourne then I envy the team that plays them. No one remembers second. (Manchester who????) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzydom Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 tips for round 10. demons ,cats , lions ,crows , eagles , swans ,hawks , bulldogs state of origin ...Queensland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 tips for round 10. demons ,cats , lions ,crows , eagles , swans ,hawks , bulldogsstate of origin ...Queensland Mel, Gee, Kan, StK, Ade, WB, WCE and Col........well the wobllies are on a run of wins....they did win one..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzydom Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 tips for round 10. demons ,cats , lions ,crows , eagles , swans ,hawks , bulldogsstate of origin ...Queensland <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mel, Gee, Kan, StK, Ade, WB, WCE and Col........well the wobllies are on a run of wins....they did win one..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Best game of footy this season, the Mighty Dees by 57 points,pity about serious injury to young Nathon, the Tiges will miss him . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 tips for round 10. demons ,cats , lions ,crows , eagles , swans ,hawks , bulldogsstate of origin ...Queensland Mel, Gee, Kan, StK, Ade, WB, WCE and Col........well the wobllies are on a run of wins....they did win one..... what happened to your tips Ozzy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McAttack Posted May 31, 2005 Share Posted May 31, 2005 tips for round 10. demons ,cats , lions ,crows , eagles , swans ,hawks , bulldogsstate of origin ...Queensland <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mel, Gee, Kan, StK, Ade, WB, WCE and Col........well the wobllies are on a run of wins....they did win one..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Best game of footy this season, the Mighty Dees by 57 points,pity about serious injury to young Nathon, the Tiges will miss him . <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm still in mourning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Just putting this back at the top where it belongs.....too many pommie soccer threads here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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