Canine Caper Leaves Cleric In Coma

[george]

Canine caper leaves cleric in coma

PITSANULOKE: -- An errant monk was caught in a compromising position on November 5 after he suffered a stroke while having sex with a temple dog behind Sam Toei Temple in Wat Thong District.

Villagers were drawn to the scene by the howls of protest from the dog, which the monk had lashed to a tree.

After seeing the monk in flagrante delicto with the heavily pregnant Thai Bangkaew dog, villagers called the police.

By the time officers arrived on the scene, the excitement had obviously been too much for the 65-year-old monk to take.

He was found lying unconscious next to the animal. A bottle of dishwashing liquid was found next to the monk, presumably for use as a makeshift lubricant.

Rescuers rushed the monk to hospital, where he remains in a coma. Doctors said he had suffered a stroke and are not sure if he will survive.

The cleric was identified in Thailand’s best-selling daily newspaper as Phrapan Chitutasaro,

The abbot of Wat Sam Toei, Phramali Dhamachantho, said Phrapan had been at the temple for only a few days.

Temple authorities were preparing to ask him to leave because he had refused to provide references from his former temple.

Police did not say what Phrapan would be charged with if he regains consciousness.

-- Phuket Gazette / Thai Rath 2009-11-18

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[bkkjames]

For once, I am speechless.

[hanno]

[phazey]

I can see a Little Britain sketch here

"I was taking some washing liquid to the kitchen of the temple, where i felt dizzy, tripped and fell into a passing soi dog, I consider the matter over."

[Payboy]

Who says a dog isn't a man's best friend.

[t.s]

Who says a dog isn't a man's best friend.

"Authorities are not sure if he will survive"

Good lord, i wouldn't think he would want to.

[highlander76]

Who says a dog isn't a man's best friend.

[Harcourt]

The bitch was heavily pregnant.

The subtitle to the thread said "queer news".......the dog was female, therefore it is straight news.

[mahtin]

Sounds like the kind of thing Thais hear when I'm getting my tones all wrong.

[sassienie]

Can`t see anything wrong with this.

I`ve been out with plenty of bitches and old dogs in my time and somtimes I wasn`t lucky enough to have had a stroke. Maybe the odd snog in the back of the car, if she was drunk and not on her guard.

[neverdie]

That story was in the paper a couple of weeks ago.

I wonder if he's the father of the puppies or if this was just a one night stand

[neverdie]

Can`t see anything wrong with this.

I`ve been out with plenty of bitches and old dogs in my time and somtimes I wasn`t lucky enough to have had a stroke. Maybe the odd snog in the back of the car, if she was drunk and not on her guard.

Yeah, I was thinking that, nothing wrong with lashing ur ride to a tree

[bendejo]

maybe he got the idea when he overheard some farangs talking about doing it 'doggy style'

[Soutpeel]

maybe he got the idea when he overheard some farangs talking about doing it 'doggy style'

Woof Woof...

[slapout]

I guess next they will say the police left the dog tied to the tree to be interrogated for evidence.Cub reporters never tell 'the rest of the story'

[mmushr00m]

Would be cool if they can get te dog to do the "perp point" they are so fond off.

The dog standing there and pointing a paw at the monk....

[sassienie]

Is this what we call, coming out of the kennel?

[salty]

Hopefully the dog is ok.

[h90]

After seeing the monk in flagrante delicto with the heavily pregnant Thai Bangkaew dog, villagers called the police.

"The abbot of Wat Sam Toei, Phramali Dhamachantho, said Phrapan had been at the temple for only a few days."

That can't be true because:

"After seeing the monk in flagrante delicto with the heavily pregnant Thai Bangkaew dog, villagers called the police."

From wikipedia: "Dogs bear their litters roughly 56 to 72 days after fertilization"

So the monk must be there for at least 40-50 days.

Would like to know how the babies will look like

[a2396]

This must explain why there are so many "sacred" dogs in Thailand.