The Greatest Invention

The following joke was pulled from the May 2005 USA ver. of Maxim [pg 24]:

Changing Room

An Amish boy and his father are in a shopping mall for the first time when they com across an elevator.

"What is this, Father?" asks the son.

"I have no idea," replies the father. "I've never seen one before."

The boy and his dad then watch an old lady in a wheelchair roll into the elevator. The doors close. One minute later the doors open and out steps a hot young coed.

The father looks at his son and says, "Go get your mother."