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Good Advice - But Politically Incorrect

peter991
peter991
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue . . . . .

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp ...."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle".

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman: "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.

Doctor: "you see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"

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