Two Tassie Farmers

[Chris Lawrence]

Two Tassie farmers were looking at a David Jones catalogue

and admiring the models.

One says to the other,

'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?'

The second one replies, 'Yeah, they're good sorts alright.

And just look at the price!'

The first one says, with wide eyes,

'Wow, they aren't very expensive.

I reckon I'll buy one.'

The second ( Tassie Farmer) smiles and pats him on the back.

'Good idea!

Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is

in the catalog, I'll get one too.'

Three weeks later, the youngest ( Tassie Farmer) asks his friend,

'Did you ever get the girl you ordered

from the David Jones catalogue?'

The second (Tassie Farmer ) replies.......

'No, but it shouldn't be long now...

I got her clothes yesterday!'