OzzieMan Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Well say the word respect and you all come out of the woodwork, but ask to meet for a drink and as we say in Oz, all the so called men turn to Jelly, gee guys don't worry I'm not after your women, who must be desperate to be with guys like you, I'll bring my own. Oh is that the reason some of us can still pick up the young ones and you can't EX Pats your a pack of woosie babies if you ask me No wonder you all complain about the bar girls, you just sit in your corner and whinge like old women maybe we should have an old woman sewing class I bet you'd all turn up But I must say after 152 reads of my invitation there are two real men out there, and i don't need to say your web names as you know who you are. In Oz if we can't make it because we are over seas, we would write and say Love to be there mate but can't, have a drink for Me So to all the pretend men on this site, go back to your sewing the three real men will drink beer and do what real men do. Nahhh I will not even bother to tell you what that is you would not understand Signed A discusted male Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjrbus Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Did you ever think, maybe not everyone has as high of an opinion of you as you do? Yor are far too wordly and wonderful a person for lowly me to associate with. I've heard a term that describes you to a tee "His Majesty the baby" I'll buy my own thank's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Love to be there mate but can't, have a drink for Me You better change that Avatar, or you'll be exterminated tomorrow. Tiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Begs Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 I dont drink alcohol,........ i dont get drunk,...................... i dont waste money on getting drunk,................... i dont get hangovers,....................... i do remember everything i have done,........................... i never have to worry about failing a breath test,...........i don't get blackouts.................. i never wake up with an ugly woman,.........my breath does not stink of beer...................... i have noticed that most heavy drinkers are lonely people with few friends...................i dont get into fights with other drunks..........i have loads of money.....i have loads of real friends.........i get more women by not drinking than i could of ever got by being a drinker..............I dont drink alcohol. I wish i was a real man............................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugots2Believe Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 <deleted> ? ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frequentatore Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Real men do not need to get drunk; do not go to gogo bars; do not talk about bar girls; do not have to pay real women and do not #### bar girls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiAdventure Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Real men do not need to get drunk; do not go to gogo bars; do not talk about bar girls; do not have to pay real women and do not #### bar girls! I don't have to get drunk...I like to get drunk. Gogo bars are OK if your wife is with you. It's difficult not to talk about bar girls since they are so prevelent. You ALWAYS pay for women, either financially or emotionally.and.... finally.... Real men ##### bar girls but don't have to pay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMan Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 >>I dont drink alcohol,........ >>i dont get drunk,...................... >>i dont waste money on getting drunk,................... >>i dont get hangovers,....................... >>i do remember everything i have done,........................... >>i never have to worry about failing a breath test,........... >>i don't get blackouts.................. >>i never wake up with an ugly woman,......... my breath does not stink of beer...................... >>i have noticed that most heavy drinkers are lonely people with few friends................... >>i dont get into fights with other drunks.......... >>i have loads of money..... >>i have loads of real friends......... >>i get more women by not drinking than i could of ever got by being a drinker.............. >>I dont drink alcohol. Yes but You tell a lot of lies I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMan Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 >>Did you ever think, maybe not everyone has as high of an >>opinion of you as you do? Yor are far too wordly and >>wonderful a person for lowly me to associate with. I've >heard a term that describes you to a tee "His Majesty the >>baby" jjrbus thats not the sun shining out of my rear Its a torch in my back pocket Please don't get on your knees I'd rather a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMan Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 >>I don't have to get drunk...I like to get drunk. >>Gogo bars are OK if your wife is with you. >>It's difficult not to talk about bar girls since they are so prevelent. >>You ALWAYS pay for women, either financially or >>emotionally.and.... finally.... >>Real men ##### bar girls but don't have to pay! Well Thai adventure you hit it on the head my mate Getting married for sex is like Buying a 747 to eat the peanuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Begs Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 >>I dont drink alcohol,........ >>i dont get drunk,...................... >>i dont waste money on getting drunk,................... >>i dont get hangovers,....................... >>i do remember everything i have done,........................... >>i never have to worry about failing a breath test,........... >>i don't get blackouts.................. >>i never wake up with an ugly woman,......... my breath does not stink of beer...................... >>i have noticed that most heavy drinkers are lonely people with few friends................... >>i dont get into fights with other drunks.......... >>i have loads of money..... >>i have loads of real friends......... >>i get more women by not drinking than i could of ever got by being a drinker.............. >>I dont drink alcohol. Yes but You tell a lot of lies I see All true, I do not drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nat Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Ozzie if I was there and a bloke, I'd grab a cold one with ya mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markt Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 I'll be in bangers on wednesday, somewhere around Suk. soi 5, if you fancy a few, beers that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinN Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 BEGS, sounds like you got it together alright.OZZIEMAN sounds just like I used to,#### it is sure good to be sober and enjoy the things that you talk of,But I still member my last drunk, it lasted for about 10 years and cost me unknown thousands of dollars and jobs,I lost one job in 1974 that was clearing me $100,000 a year,Got fired in Bahrain,came to Thailand and layed drunk for 6 weeks and spent $15,000 or $20,000 and went on home,and don't member a #### thing.aint had a drink in 22 years and enjoy it ,and hearing you tell it..but you gotta figure that those guys just don't know what else to do,and can't stop what they are doing,but someday they might admit that they got a problem and then they can live the good life,just like you and I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markt Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 So that's a no then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumonster Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 maybe you should look for me, I will be in my singlet, shorts and thongs, sitting at the corner shop drinking beer chang....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markt Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 lol. maybe you should look for me, I will be in my singlet, shorts and thongs, sitting at the corner shop drinking beer chang....... Away from the tourists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aryanation Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 i missed the invite if you keep this up youll be as popular as me seems you should have used the word wowzer i cant belive some guys in here maybe the think your from oxford street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Begs u smug git ,sounds like you had a drink problem , fair play to giving up , not everyone who drinks goes on 2 day binges mate. Oz I mailed u , I asked a few earlier this year , their loss. Not everyone who drinks is a drunk , Kevin you sound like you're in denial. Keep telling everyone , as they slope off to the nearest bar to get away from the bore. Peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Begs Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Begs u smug git ,sounds like you had a drink problem , fair play to giving up , not everyone who drinks goes on 2 day binges mate. Yep Chon, when i was first in Pattaya i used to go on 36 hour sessions, i was always a guy that just never wanted to go home. I had some great times, also some real bad hangovers. I was never an everyday drinker, but when i went for a drink....i went for a drink!!... ..Big Style! So i packed it up, i never cut down, i couldn't, i just stopped, for me i have done things like that all my life, if i do something i really go for it, it's my nature. I miss the crack at times, but for me my life has improved drastically, ######, i even have a job!! I used to love a nice social drink, then i came to Pattaya and that drinking turned into something else cos i never had to get up in the morning, so i thought what the ######, carry on. Kevin is not in denial, he is a friend of Bill W. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Fair Play Begs ! ps who is Bill W? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foolwholaughsatdeath Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Bill W is the dude who started Alcoholics Anonymous if I'm not mistaken... Ozzieman, I'll meet ya for a drink(s) in Bangkok. I've missed the invitation, so who are the other 3 jokers who are showing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling Stone Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 He only asked to have a drink and meet a few people. Damm and you guys take a magical mystery tour through the +'s and -"s of being a drunk and a girl chaser. I don't drink either but I like to get out of the aprtment from time to time without the mrs and laugh a bit. And checking out the tail in a gogo bar is not really a crime worth all that blah blah. This is not meant to be rude or hurtful but just an obvious judgement on my part. I don't think the majority of guys onhere got the extra $$ to go out to Nana etc, and the others are probably like 90% of the other expats I have met around the world, unsociable. Keep it real! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinN Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 CHONO, No I ###### sure am not in denial,if I was and thought that I could have a drink like others folks,I would not have what I have today and have been sober all these years, I was just like has been said by some on here, I never had A drink in my life,When I went to have A beer ,I got drunk,and I stayed that was as long as I could,when I detoxed,they thought that I would pobly die from alcohol withdrawels.I have no doubt in my mind,,I AM AN ALCOHOLIC. And Bill W. was one of the founders of ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS,Him and another drunk got together in Acron Ohio in 1935 and that was the coming together of AA. And I have friends all over the world and seems like with the tag line I am meeting new friends almost everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BudZumwalt Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 To:Ozzie, I got to say your quote on, "But I must say after 152 reads of my invitation there are two real men out there, and i don't need to say your web names as you know who you are." I reailize who I am, I am Bud, I enjoy having bum bum when ever my email queens come to the airport to pick me up, I accept their free ride to the hotel, their free bum bum all night, kick em out in a few days and invite the next email lover over for the night or two if she is good, its all good and its all free, but who are these coass, middle class or poor Thai ladies, let me see Kathe and D80? So much class these ladies have, never thinking of doing anything like the email proposal girls or the bar ladies do, they have class, they were raised properly, like some of the other guys on this site who do not go so low as to ball a bar lady or start up an email groupie list who follow the farangs to the hotel after picking them up at the airport. Like any basket ball star who has lots of money he as well as lots of groupies looking to ball him when ever he is free for the moment or night, so goes it for the rich or middle class farang arriving in Bangkok on holiday, but never drink, it kills the sex. Bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinN Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Here is another good reason why I never drink anymore,, Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Gained weight. 2) Talked excessively without making sense. 3) Became overly emotional. 4) Couldn't drive. 5) Failed to think rationally. 6) Argued over nothing. 7) Had to sit down while urinating. 8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. No further testing was considered necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BudZumwalt Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 That's what I have been saying all along, give up the boos and bring on the ladies. Bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D80 Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Did I hear my name being called 'round here?? My God! How sad some perticular person's life actually is when he claimed to be having the time of his life. Hahaha Perhaps one day he will grow up...hmmm... doubt it...most people would have realised they didn't invent 'fun' by now....even most teenagers would have, really...so maybe this one is a lost cause... Oh well, time to get back to my rosary beads!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 D80 the new non compliant Bud won't last long here in my view. The complaints flow in. We'll have to learn to live without him methinks. So sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BudZumwalt Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 OH no Dr. PP, your going to ban me? I though we were friends now, tell me Dr. what rules I been breaking this time? Well, guess I need to spend more time playing the forum politics, greasing the palms of the forum police. Yho D80, I really hoped we could be friends, you see even though your kind of boring and have all those upper class ideals, I still think you kind of get a kick out of reading about what you never had. Oh, before the non complient Buddy gets his vacation, look over the new Bud photos on the web site, you all know the drill, open site go to resume page. www.zgramyachtdeliveries.com Let me know if you like the new non complient Buddy look. Bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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