westybrook Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 Elk may I import some for you to drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkangorito Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Elk may I import some for you to drink. Thanks for the offer Westy but I believe in an old saying; "Absence makes the heart grow fonder". As a result, I shall wait until my next visit to Australia before I indulge in my favourite beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westybrook Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 Do you have an beer songs that you sing when your drink, or feel a little tipsy. Not camping songs but special beer songs. I have one. Beer beer is the king everybody shout and sing, beer beer is the king everybody drink and sing, beer beer is the king everybody hug and sing, beer beer is the king everybody sing and sing. I made this on up while in my room alone at college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe552 Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Thankfully, this thread has restored my belief in my own mental health! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konini Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Since you are a tourist, go & see a real doctor when you go home, which should be in less than 30 days.In the meantime, learn to say 'No' properly...even if it means *'sharting' yourself. * Shart - a situation whereby one intends to 'pass wind' but in actual fact, passes wind & accidentally passes some faeces as well. 'Shart' thanks for the laugh In Yorkshire, it's referred to as a 'follow through' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centrico Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Thankfully, this thread has restored my belief in my own mental health! If you read that far I would still question my mental health as I am doing after reading such banality from the OP. Nearly sh*t myself with fear too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunDave Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 OP: I normally make it policy to stay away from commenting on threads of this nature, but one question I just have to ask you. Do you not feel a catastrophic loss of dignity in posting stuff like this on a public forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daoyai Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Westy is obviously having fun with this. Thank you gentle sensitive troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonobo Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Firstly, Mods...my post (this post) is now 'off topic'. Please feel free to speak to me if it conflicts with 'things'. Not off-topic at all. Your post is a natural progression from the preceding posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky1 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Brilliant thread. Love TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidan Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Here they LOVE me and I can do things to them I could only dream about, here I AM KING! Please get some professional help for ur 'low self esteem' problem. others on this thread have suggested the same. Listen to them, please! i had...and still have the same problem...but i have learned to manage it. Fortunately i have found a woman who understands me totally...satisfies all my needs...and i would NEVER desert her even if a whole rugby team attacked her...i would die trying to keep her safe. i manage a highly responsible job as well as being a part time martial arts instructer. i think doing some MA would be beneficial for u also...but get some counselling a.s.a.p u obviously r a kind hearted and sensitive individual who is NOT worthless. but by ur actions u make urself seem worthless. u r not dealing well with this situation by being delusional about being KING. Get some help...today! or tomorrow! but do it SOON! you r on a road to nowhere as i see it. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loz Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Mai ow I would have thought making little cat noises may well have made the situation worse almost as good as "I did a little pooh". Honestly, I don't know what to tell jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takeo Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Really entertaining thread, i particually liked the part about following thru. Never the less, if this is just a little bit of trolling (which i hope to god it is) then it was a enjoyable one. However, my god if u aint chatting make believe then got some serious issues. Need help my good man, or some balls, why let a man force u to massage. I understand running from a mugging, i not saying u did the right thing but its understandable. but in a bar full of people why allow this to happen and then pay the girls to remove him for u. Like i said i hope ur playing, and ill take one of them beers if there going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurnell Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 What was the name of the prison you stayed at in Udon ploppy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coutsa Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 The fact that you did a little poo is absolute gold..... I hope you were wearing panties. Please inform us a little more about your experience in jail. I am fascinated about what REALLY goes on in a Thai prison and I think your experience in there would be invaluable to us. Please feel free to tell us about your stories in there and if they also involved excreting a little poo in there too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lopburi3 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 And for some reason you are posting from the UK. Thread closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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