Wise Words

[phazey]

BENIGN...What you will be after you be eight

CAESAREAN SECTION...A district in Rome

COMA...A punctuation mark - a bit like a full stop

SEMI-COLON...Partial removal of the intestines *

VACUUM...Large empty space where the pope lives

ENEMA...Someone who is not your friend

MAGNET...Something you find crawling on a dead cat

FIBULA...A small lie

MORBID...When there is a bigger offer

GERMINATION...The process of becoming a German

NODE...When you have known somebody for a long time

SEIZURE...A Roman Emperor

FERTILISATION...The fussing of the male with the female garments

TERMINAL ILLNESS...When you are ill at the airport

TIBIA...A country in North Africa

VARICOSE...Nearby

VEIN...Conceited

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[dr_Pat_Pong]

Nice one's Phazey...a good laugh

[francois]

LOL

nice one

[HAPPYNUFF]

I hope moderators allow this joke...I know it  origin is from You Tube, by the Late  President Ronald Regan, but it s a good one,, so  please allow it.

 

In Russia  it is very hard, apparently to own a motor vehicle,   and  the same   with getting any type of service.

In fact the waiting list to purchase a motor vehicle is ten years.

Despite this, a determined man saved the required price, and went to the  motor dealers and ordered a motor car.

Paid   cash in full, given his receipt  and confirmation papers, and was told to come back in ten years to collect his car.

 

Do I come back in the morning, or the afternoon, he asked.

 

Whats the difference, said the dealer, its in ten years time.

 

Well you see, said the man, the plumber is coming in the morning.