Cockpit?

[Axel]

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the

passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she

said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith

Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?"

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant,

"We no longer call it the cock pit. Now it's the box office."

[EastSaxCol]

Wonder what the politically correct (PC) name for a Laptop is?

[mnoorsapl]

Hav' u ever flown EVA Air. should try it all female crew.