June 29, 200521 yr The mom is 21 years older than the child. In 6 years from now the mum will be 5 times as old as the child. Question :Where's the father? Answer will be posted later... else there wont be any fun...
June 29, 200521 yr The mom is 21 years older than the child.In 6 years from now the mum will be 5 times as old as the child. Question :Where's the father? Answer will be posted later... else there wont be any fun... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> who gives a shit where he is. where is she, how old, availability, pics...
June 29, 200521 yr "where is she, how old, availability, pics... " Well, I'm not quite sure where she is, but I know how old she is.... Sadly I don't think she's quite available for comment right now, but if any one has pictures please share them (although maybe not in this public forum!!!)
June 29, 200521 yr On top of the mother... Wrong. He could be behind her or even underneath I like it - but not as much as he's liking it at the moment... Wrong. He might not be enjoying it.
June 29, 200521 yr Mom = Child + 21 Mom + 6 = 5 * ( Child + 6 ) or Mom = (5 * Child) + 24 Therefore, Child + 21 = 5 * Child + 24 So, Child = -3/4, Mom = 20 1/4 Conclusion: Father is with mother conceiving child I knew I took algebra for a reason
June 29, 200521 yr The mom is a surrogated mother, thanks to the sperm bank The child was born on the leap year. present age of mom = 25 years, and child = 4 years In 6 years time age of mom= 25 + 6 = 31 years age of child = 4 + 2 = 6 years (unofficial age of the child because of the leap year) Where's the father? at the spermbank depositing...
June 29, 200521 yr Author oooooops.... so this is also an old joke??? .... jeeez... i thought i got something new....
June 30, 200521 yr The mom is a surrogated mother, thanks to the sperm bank The child was born on the leap year. present age of mom = 25 years, and child = 4 years In 6 years time age of mom= 25 + 6 = 31 years age of child = 4 + 2 = 6 years (unofficial age of the child because of the leap year) Where's the father? at the spermbank depositing... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> darn I was just about to post that
June 30, 200521 yr Just make sure that they are not using any contraceptives........ The father is mostly in 1 of the 2 (hope so.....) LOL
June 30, 200521 yr darn I was just about to post that <{POST_SNAPBACK}> oh darn it, I'm so sorry Torny, we are telepathic are'nt we?.
July 1, 200521 yr The mom is 21 years older than the child.In 6 years from now the mum will be 5 times as old as the child. Question :Where's the father? Answer will be posted later... else there wont be any fun... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1st child=3 yrs Mom=24 yrs (pregnant with 2nd child, and obviuosly about to give birth) In 6 years (assuming the 2nd child was born) 2nd child=6 yrs, Mom= 30 yrs Where is the father ? (this is the tricky part) an open question, usually have many answers to come with The father is: (1) at the delivery room (2) AROUND (hopefully after 6 years) (3) etc (4) etc..etc..
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