How To Shower Like A Woman

[Rj 81]

How To Shower Like a Woman

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>Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket

>according to lights and darks.

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>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

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>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

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>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do

more

>sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

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>Get in the shower.

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>Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and

pumice

>stone.

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>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added

vitamins.

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>Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

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>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

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>Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until

red.

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>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

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>Rinse conditioner off hair

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>Shave armpits and legs.

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>Turn off shower.

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>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

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>Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

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>Get out of shower.

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>Dry with towel the size of a small country.

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>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

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>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

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>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

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>How To Shower Like a Man

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>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them

in

a

>pile.

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>Walk naked to the bathroom.

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>If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the

>'woo-woo' sound.

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>Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

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>Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

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>Get in the shower.

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>Wash your face.

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>Wash your armpits.

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>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

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>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

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>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

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>Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

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>Wash your hair.

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>Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

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>Wee.

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>Rinse off and get out of shower.

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>Partially dry off.

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>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath

the

>whole time.

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>Admire willy size in mirror again.

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>Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

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>Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

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>If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the

'woo-woo'

>sound again.

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>Throw wet towel on bed.

[Thetyim]

YES YES YES that's us exactly

[CHOPTHAI]

It fits into my SOP [standard Operating Procedure]

[daleyboy]

Oh dear fair play i havent laughed that much in a long time thanks for that

[moebius]

I'm unclear about the bum part. Do I rinse the soap after I wipe my bum? Or do I rinse my bum after I fart and laugh?

[anna234cn]

hahaha....

[OlRedEyes]

You've been watching us shower.

Gawd I love that avatar

[mnoorsapl]

nice, but just do it..