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Dave came home from a night of heavy drinking at the pub and jumped on his wife, whilst in the the throws of passion, he looks down at his wife's feet and begins to notice that everytime he does the thrusting motion to his wife that her toes start to curl up into a ball, being quite proud of this he exclaims to his wife:

Oh Bev tonight you're gettting some good lovin, see how everytime I thrust my manhood into you your toes curl up in exctacy

his wife looks down at her feet and slaps him acroos the back of the head and shouts at him:

Dave you drunken stupid fool you forgot to take my stockings off!!!

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