Dragonman Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 At about 12 o'clock today, whilst on my computer, I heard shouting outside. Looked out the window to see two young guys running up towards the mountain. My wife went and found out what had happened. Apparently the owner of the property two down had come home for lunch. Heard the tv on in the property. Went in to find two guys on the sofa. They broke in through the back window and left the same way. He found a bottle of whisky on the table, a gay porn film on the dvd and a single unused condom on the sofa. I'm so happy that criminals now practice safe sex when on the job, so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fw1 Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Interesting little story. Reminds me a bit of one I read about a guy who broke into a sports shop. He jumped down from a window and landed on a pool cue , which went up his back passage and killed him instantly. The police found him impaled and dead on the scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarpedon Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 OUCH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken_tick Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 NASTY........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleyboy Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 At about 12 o'clock today, whilst on my computer, I heard shouting outside. Looked out the window to see two young guys running up towards the mountain. My wife went and found out what had happened. Apparently the owner of the property two down had come home for lunch. Heard the tv on in the property. Went in to find two guys on the sofa. They broke in through the back window and left the same way. He found a bottle of whisky on the table, a gay porn film on the dvd and a single unused condom on the sofa. I'm so happy that criminals now practice safe sex when on the job, so to speak. Well at least they didnt leave snail trails on the sofa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Cumming and going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleyboy Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Cumming and going I know a joke about that want to hear it? Well i'll tell it anyway Why is seamen white and urine yellow? So an Irishman can tell if hes cumming or going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soi lurker Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Cumming and going <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know a joke about that want to hear it? Well i'll tell it anyway Why is seamen white and urine yellow? So an Irishman can tell if hes cumming or going. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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