One Serious Golfer

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FOR THE SERIOUS GOLFER

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Clarke? This is Ernesto the

caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died"

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Si, that's the one."

"######! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he

die from?"

"From eating rotten meat."

"Rotten meat? Who the ###### fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody senor. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"Your thoroughbred, Mr. Lucky. He died from all that work pulling the

water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire."

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the.....!!! But there's electricity at the house!!!! What was the

candle for?"

"For the funeral."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?!"

"Your mother-in-law...She showed up one night out of the blue and I

thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike Driver."

SILENCE....................

"Ernesto, if you broke that driver you're fired!"

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Two American golfers, Bill and Jack, took a trip to Scotland to golf St. Andrews.

They finally got out on the first tee. Playing St. Andrews had always been a dream to them.

Just as they began to tee off, one of the golfers named Jack suddenly had a heart attack. He dropped dead right there on the first tee.

His friend Bill was talking about the incident later. He was asked,"Wasn't that a terrible thing that happened?".

"Yes", said Bill, "It was terrible. It was hit the ball, drag Jack, hit the ball, drag Jack, for 18 ###### holes."

Edited July 6, 2005 by IMA_FARANG

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FOR THE SERIOUS GOLFER

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Is it legal to add a Joke to a Joke (same subject?)

Two American golfers, Bill and Jack, took a trip to Scotland to golf St. Andrews.

They finally got out on the first tee. Playing St. Andrews had always been a dream to them.

Just as they began to tee off, one of the golfers named Jack suddenly had a heart attack. He dropped dead right there on the first tee.

His friend Bill was talking about the incident later. He was asked,"Wasn't that a terrible thing that happened?".

"Yes", said Bill, "It was terrible. It was hit the ball, drag Jack, hit the ball, drag Jack, for 18 ###### holes."

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