camerata Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 This is the kind of humour my GF and her friends chuckle over when the guys aren't around. Once upon a time, ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, ~~~~~~~~ self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat, ~~~~~~~~ contemplating ecological issues ~~~~~~~~ on the shores of an unpolluted pond ~~~~~~~~ in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap ~~~~~~~~ and said: Elegant Lady, ~~~~~~~~ I was once a handsome prince, ~~~~~~~~ until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, ~~~~~~~~ and I will turn back ~~~~~~~~ into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ and forever ~~~~~~~~ feel grateful and happy doing so. ~~~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ as the princess dined sumptuously ~~~~~~~~ on lightly sauteed frog legs ~~~~~~~~ seasoned in a white wine ~~~~~~~ and onion cream sauce, ~~~~~~~~ she chuckled and thought to herself: ~~~~~~~~ I don't fukcing think so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyen Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 another good one to share with my girlfriends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmsally Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Good one !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hUsh Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desi Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 <<I don't fukcing think so... Love it. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 <<I don't fukcing think so...Love it. Thanks <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yah!!~! That one has been around for a while.... is that why us gorgeous, INTELLIGENT females are still SINGLE ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Now now ladies, we all know what they say about generalisations. That you are mostly from down under and have had to endure those frogs we can forgive.... What about all of us handsome, INTELLIGENT males who are still wallowing in singularity, awaiting a beautiful princess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 kayo Posted Today, 2005-07-27 19:15:52 Now now ladies, we all know what they say about generalisations. That you are mostly from down under and have had to endure those frogs we can forgive.... What about all of us handsome, INTELLIGENT males who are still wallowing in singularity, awaiting a beautiful princess. whistling.gif Is that you in your avatar kayo?? If it is, I wouldn't have thought you would have any problems Come on girls what say you, anyone want to keep kayo from his wallowing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 (edited) kayo Posted Today, 2005-07-27 19:15:52 Now now ladies, we all know what they say about generalisations. That you are mostly from down under and have had to endure those frogs we can forgive.... What about all of us handsome, INTELLIGENT males who are still wallowing in singularity, awaiting a beautiful princess. whistling.gif Is that you in your avatar kayo?? If it is, I wouldn't have thought you would have any problems Come on girls what say you, anyone want to keep kayo from his wallowing <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yep, that's me. The girl is my colleague and waitress, and good friend. Boo, thanks for getting hte girls motivated. as the princess dined sumptuously~~~~~~~~ on lightly sauteed frog legs ~~~~~~~~ seasoned in a white wine ~~~~~~~ and onion cream sauce, I feel I may go down better in a cream of garlic sauce with some hot chilli. Edited July 27, 2005 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 kayo Posted Today, 2005-07-27 19:15:52 Now now ladies, we all know what they say about generalisations. That you are mostly from down under and have had to endure those frogs we can forgive.... What about all of us handsome, INTELLIGENT males who are still wallowing in singularity, awaiting a beautiful princess. whistling.gif Is that you in your avatar kayo?? If it is, I wouldn't have thought you would have any problems Come on girls what say you, anyone want to keep kayo from his wallowing <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I happen to be VERY attracted to big PINK elephants wearing cool sunglasses!!! Is that not normal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 (edited) Is that you in your avatar kayo?? If it is, I wouldn't have thought you would have any problems Come on girls what say you, anyone want to keep kayo from his wallowing <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I happen to be VERY attracted to big PINK elephants wearing cool sunglasses!!! Is that not normal? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Go K.hall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am loving this lady more and more by the day!!!!! edit: User gone to find his pink elephant avatar again edit: Darn, the pink elephant is on the other computer... have to be tomorrow. Edited July 29, 2005 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Is that you in your avatar kayo?? If it is, I wouldn't have thought you would have any problems Come on girls what say you, anyone want to keep kayo from his wallowing <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I happen to be VERY attracted to big PINK elephants wearing cool sunglasses!!! Is that not normal? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Go K.hall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am loving this lady more and more by the day!!!!! edit: User gone to find his pink elephant avatar again edit: Darn, the pink elephant is on the other computer... have to be tomorrow. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 kerrie, you didn´t have to put lipstick on... .... but I like it...It has an overpowering... kayo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 kerrie, you didn´t have to put lipstick on... .... but I like it...It has an overpowering... kayo. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I actually prefer purple shades these days. Doesn't look so bad when it's smeared! But thanks for noticing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 is this going to be the first ever thaivisa hook up I wonder ah young love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 is this going to be the first ever thaivisa hook up I wonder ah young love <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Boo Who? What? Where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 (edited) :D sip of zacapa rum ..... Oops! Did I post that emot/kiss out loud!? Edited July 31, 2005 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Note to Mods... please rename this thread .. " The Kayo and khall64au flirtation thread " totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadish_sweetball Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 *Puts on some Barry White on the stereo and discretely retreats out of the room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Barry White??? Oh, C'mon man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Barry White??? Oh, C'mon man! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How about the prodigy then...? totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Barry White??? Oh, C'mon man! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Was thinking the same thing ...and I dunno about the Prodigy either Mariachi could go down well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Was thinking the same thing ...and I dunno about the Prodigy either Mariachi could go down well <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Depends on preference really, hard and fast, or soft and slow... totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Was thinking the same thing ...and I dunno about the Prodigy either Mariachi could go down well <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Depends on preference really, hard and fast, or soft and slow... totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Was thinking the same thing ...and I dunno about the Prodigy either Mariachi could go down well <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Depends on preference really, hard and fast, or soft and slow... totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah... ---- Oh! I was going to say so many things just there... ----But I won´t as long as other´s are listening !! Kayo PS: Tot´s, are you trying to turn this into a triangle thingy...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 PS: Tot´s, are you trying to turn this into a triangle thingy...? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 PS: Tot´s, are you trying to turn this into a triangle thingy...? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'M SORRY.... but that IS a funny, funny comeback! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 (edited) Assumption of the triangular... Edited August 2, 2005 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Assumption of the triangular... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey Tots... Can you get your head around that triangle thingy theory? Blows a fuse for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadish_sweetball Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Barry White??? Oh, C'mon man! Was thinking the same thing ...and I dunno about the Prodigy either Mariachi could go down well The best snog I have had, musicwise, started to the tune of 'Sabbath Bloody Sabbath' in a Hells Angels hangout, and continued into a Paradise Lost song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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