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One For The Ladies

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This is the kind of humour my GF and her friends chuckle over when the guys aren't around. :o

Once upon a time,

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,

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self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat,

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contemplating ecological issues

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on the shores of an unpolluted pond

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in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

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and said: Elegant Lady,

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I was once a handsome prince,

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until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,

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and I will turn back

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into the dapper, young prince that I am

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and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever

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feel grateful and happy doing so.

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That night,

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as the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly sauteed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,

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she chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't fukcing think so...

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:o:D:D

another good one to share with my girlfriends

:o:D:D

Good one !!

hilarious! :o

<<I don't fukcing think so...

Love it. Thanks :o

<<I  don't fukcing think so...

Love it. Thanks  :o

yah!!~! That one has been around for a while.... is that why us gorgeous, INTELLIGENT females are still SINGLE ?????? :D

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Now now ladies, we all know what they say about generalisations.

That you are mostly from down under and have had to endure those frogs we can forgive....

What about all of us handsome, INTELLIGENT males who are still wallowing in singularity, awaiting a beautiful princess.

:o

kayo  Posted Today, 2005-07-27 19:15:52

  Now now ladies, we all know what they say about generalisations.

That you are mostly from down under and have had to endure those frogs we can forgive....

What about all of us handsome, INTELLIGENT males who are still wallowing in singularity, awaiting a beautiful princess.

whistling.gif

Is that you in your avatar kayo?? If it is, I wouldn't have thought you would have any problems :o:D Come on girls what say you, anyone want to keep kayo from his wallowing :D

kayo   Posted Today, 2005-07-27 19:15:52

   Now now ladies, we all know what they say about generalisations.

That you are mostly from down under and have had to endure those frogs we can forgive....

What about all of us handsome, INTELLIGENT males who are still wallowing in singularity, awaiting a beautiful princess.

whistling.gif

Is that you in your avatar kayo?? If it is, I wouldn't have thought you would have any problems :o:D Come on girls what say you, anyone want to keep kayo from his wallowing :D

Yep, that's me.

The girl is my colleague and waitress, and good friend. Boo, thanks for getting hte girls motivated.

as the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly sauteed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,

I feel I may go down better in a cream of garlic sauce with some hot chilli.

:D:D:D

Edited by kayo

kayo   Posted Today, 2005-07-27 19:15:52

   Now now ladies, we all know what they say about generalisations.

That you are mostly from down under and have had to endure those frogs we can forgive....

What about all of us handsome, INTELLIGENT males who are still wallowing in singularity, awaiting a beautiful princess.

whistling.gif

Is that you in your avatar kayo?? If it is, I wouldn't have thought you would have any problems :o:D Come on girls what say you, anyone want to keep kayo from his wallowing :D

I happen to be VERY attracted to big PINK elephants wearing cool sunglasses!!! Is that not normal? :D

Is that you in your avatar kayo?? If it is, I wouldn't have thought you would have any problems :o  :D  Come on girls what say you, anyone want to keep kayo from his wallowing :D

I happen to be VERY attracted to big PINK elephants wearing cool sunglasses!!! Is that not normal? :D

Go K.hall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am loving this lady more and more by the day!!!!! :D:D

:D

edit: User gone to find his pink elephant avatar again

edit: Darn, the pink elephant is on the other computer... have to be tomorrow.

Edited by kayo

Is that you in your avatar kayo?? If it is, I wouldn't have thought you would have any problems :o  :D  Come on girls what say you, anyone want to keep kayo from his wallowing :D

I happen to be VERY attracted to big PINK elephants wearing cool sunglasses!!! Is that not normal? :D

Go K.hall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am loving this lady more and more by the day!!!!! :D:D

:D

edit: User gone to find his pink elephant avatar again

edit: Darn, the pink elephant is on the other computer... have to be tomorrow.

:D:D:D

kerrie,

you didn´t have to put lipstick on...

.... but I like it...It has an overpowering...:o

kayo.

kerrie,

you didn´t have to put lipstick on...

.... but I like it...It has an overpowering...:o

kayo.

I actually prefer purple shades these days. Doesn't look so bad when it's smeared! But thanks for noticing!!!

:D

is this going to be the first ever thaivisa hook up I wonder :D ah young love :o

is this going to be the first ever thaivisa hook up I wonder :D ah young love :o

Boo :D

Who? What? Where? :D

:D

:D :D

sip of zacapa rum

:D

:D

.....

:o

Oops! Did I post that emot/kiss out loud!?

Edited by kayo

Note to Mods...

please rename this thread .. " The Kayo and khall64au flirtation thread " :D

totster :o

*Puts on some Barry White on the stereo and discretely retreats out of the room*

Barry White???

Oh, C'mon man!

Barry White???

Oh, C'mon man!

How about the prodigy then...? :o

totster :D

Barry White???

Oh, C'mon man!

Was thinking the same thing ...and I dunno about the Prodigy either :D

Mariachi could go down well :o:D

Was thinking the same thing ...and I dunno about the Prodigy either  :D

Mariachi could go down well  :D  :D

Depends on preference really, hard and fast, or soft and slow... :o

totster :D

:D:D:D:D

Was thinking the same thing ...and I dunno about the Prodigy either  :D

Mariachi could go down well  :D  :D

Depends on preference really, hard and fast, or soft and slow... :o

totster :D

:D  :D  :D  :D
Was thinking the same thing ...and I dunno about the Prodigy either 

Mariachi could go down well  :D 

Depends on preference really, hard and fast, or soft and slow... :o

totster

Ah... ---- Oh! I was going to say so many things just there...

----But I won´t as long as other´s are listening !!

Kayo :D

PS: Tot´s, are you trying to turn this into a triangle thingy...? :D

PS: Tot´s, are you trying to turn this into a triangle thingy...?  :D

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totster :o

PS: Tot´s, are you trying to turn this into a triangle thingy...?  :D

3some.gif

totster :D

I'M SORRY.... but that IS a funny, funny comeback! :o:D

Assumption of the triangular...

:o:D:D

Edited by kayo

Hey Tots... Can you get your head around that triangle thingy theory? Blows a fuse for me :D

Barry White???

Oh, C'mon man!

Was thinking the same thing ...and I dunno about the Prodigy either :D

Mariachi could go down well :o:D

The best snog I have had, musicwise, started to the tune of 'Sabbath Bloody Sabbath' in a Hells Angels hangout, and continued into a Paradise Lost song. :D

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